john deer

take anal beads and put them up a girls ass then proceed to put your foot on her ass and pull them out like a pullstart on a tractor.

damn that bitch couldnt sit for a week after she road on my john deer

by sampson420ex April 15, 2006

Deer Meat

noun. Specifically referred to the meat of a male. By meat, I actually mean penis. A good question to ask a female if thats what she would like for dinner.

Hey baby, do you like deer meat?
OH yea well why dont you come on down here and get some of this ol' buck.

by jld2 February 25, 2009

Deded

To have died

That chick done deded after snorting all that cocaine.

by Themanprt2 May 29, 2018

Deer Park

The lamest town east of Houston that has spawned a great deal of penguins, unicorns, and chemical engineers. All of these aforementioned entities belong to the same phylum; therefore, it must be concluded that the former are in fact results of the sick whinings of king kong's sister in law. Ironically, this town does not produce clean drinking water. Does kick ass at football.

Clean up your room, or i'll send you to live with your aunt in Deer Park!

Deer Park/on top/ number one/ lets rock!

by lars synagouge December 30, 2009

deberried

To be out of contact due to one not having their Blackberry device with them.

Our boss will be deberried while he is away next week. You'll only be able to contact him at his home.

by Anthony Leong April 29, 2005

deer shits

small balls of fesses that drop out of the rectum and resembling the fesses of a deer.

I don't know what I ate last night after i left the bar but I got some wicked deer shits today.

by iomandala January 9, 2008

Dedecorate

Used much like the terms debark, for removing the bark of a tree or declaw, for removing the claws of a domesticated animal, dedecorate is to remove holiday decorations after the holiday has passed.

We always wait until after New Years to dedecorate.

by ssb80 January 13, 2008