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The Death Of PornHub

Pornhub oh how you've fallen in one night you had over 6 million videos but then exactly at April 3rd 2:30am you deleted 5 million videos in the span of 2 minutes all because some creedy corporation ratted you out about your actual rape underage porn copyrighted movies and content reposted thousands of times. Millions of people were forced to fondle them selves in google images and other (w e b s i t e s). eventually all that illegal stuff will come back tho. but it will never be the same.
Me: Man I Cant Wait To Jerk Off To My Favorite PornHub Video
*Goes Incognito mode*
*Types In PornHub*
*Clicks On PornHub*
*PornHub: Search 1,000,036 videos...*
*Types In Video Name: Video Dosent Show*
Me: wait no no,no,no No No NO NOOOO (lets out a Darth Vader noooooo)
Me: I guess this is The Death Of PornHub.
by Legobatman2139 June 20, 2021
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Colonic death grip

The masterful kung-fu act of suppressing a giant mud rock into a deep slumber using only a well-disciplined sphyncter.
Had a prawn and boiled egg vindaloo last night and its playing up with my guts, luckily I managed to summon a colonic death grip to avoid shitting myself in Asda.
by Joe Smiff September 6, 2022
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done to death

If a joke or story has been told so many times, it has stopped being funny,and you're tired of it.
- Have you ever heard the story of Little Red Riding Hood?
-Yeah...Done to death I know right.

- I used to like that song ,but now it's been done to death... every singer has made a record of it.

- The television companies have done to death the coverage of the election, I'm sick and tired of it already.
by Calyvien October 20, 2017
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A Fate Worse Than Death

Basically to assume that living a really long life is horrible and dangerous. Let's say that you were currently alive and something extremely unpleasant has happened to you that would possibly result in mental scars. Something so bad that it will stick with you for the rest of your life and you just can't wait for death.

Death is an absolutely natural part of life. You're gonna die at some point so you might as well accept it while you still can. Sometimes it would be much better for most people who really have it worse than others.
Life truly can be a fate worse than death. I know some people who have it so worse that they are just wanting to be put out of their misery because their pain (whether it be physically, mentally or emotionally) lasts the longer they live.
by CelticEagle February 10, 2019
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sudden adult death syndrome

Deaths as complication of the covid-19 injection, without publicly admitting the injection are related.
After vaccinating the majority of our population against covid-19, all cause mortality went up significantly. The doctors concluded it's sudden adult death syndrome.
by Ik ben goed June 5, 2022
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florida death metal

A subgenre of death metal that started in the late 80's and is composed of bands such as Morbid Angel, Obituary, Cannibal Corpse, Deicide, Malevolent Creation, Monstrosity, Resurrection, and so on.

Tampa is the most prevelant home to Florida Death Metal bands. Morbid Angel, Obituary, Cannibal Corpse, and Deicide are some of the most notable ones to live and record in Tampa. Morrisound Studios is where a great many classic death metal albums were recorded, like CC's Tomb of the Mutilated, Morbid Angel's Covenant, Obituary's Cause of Death, and even Brazilian thrashers Sepultura came to Tampa in 1991 to record Arise with producer Scott Burns, who also produced numerous death metal albums.

The style of Florida death metal is not easily defined, it varies from cannibal corpses blood and guts themes to deicides anti-christian ranting. But it is usually just straight forward and to the point, no fancy productions or studio wizardy with an emphasis on riffs and song structures. some bands are more techinical than others. Most of them use blast beats and especially double bass, vocals go from thrash yelling to low guttural growls to high shrieks.

Overall, death metal would not be the same without these bands. Florida swamp death metallers unite.
by Jeremy Adams November 14, 2007
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Brutal Death Metal

1. A sub genre of Death Metal in which emphasis is on complex and fast drumming, palm muted guitar, and extremely guttural vocals.

2. A meme on last.fm. Pop artists are tagged Brutal Death Metal so that it shows up in their top genre tags.
1. Suffocation was one of the first Brutal Death Metal bands.

2. Paris Hilton's #1 genre tag was Brutal Death Metal until the lulz killers at last.fm removed it from her page.
by mastamaxx March 31, 2009
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