A religion founded on the basic principle that David is the beginning, and David is the end. Everything is David. Through David, you will better yourself and everyone around you. Without David, you will suffer. He is the light, the darkness, and everything in between.
"Oh, you're jealous of how many people love Michael. That's because he recently converted to Davidism!"
by Follower of David January 10, 2020

David is the best boi you will ever meet. He usually has curly brown hair, amazing blue eyes, and will always find excuses to hold your hands. He's super warm and will give out warm hugs when you're cold. David is completely oblivious to all the girls that have crushes on him, and he's pretty chill. If you make plans with him, he might ditch, but will come if you go to his house and drag him out.
by imjusttired-.- April 1, 2019

"oh what a babe! he is a david"
by dora lopez March 17, 2010

A guy you could trust with anything. Very sweet, sometimes flirty. Popular & will be completely nice to you whenever you are around him. Will defend you when he hears something being said about you. hard to tell how he feels sometimes.
blonde, and tall.
blonde, and tall.
david trustworthy
by hoe.imyourworstnightmare.xx June 18, 2011

A person usually having a monsterous cock and is so manly that his dick has a dick(including pubes). He also has a talent of being able to have sex with an asian and a mexican chick at the same time making very beautiful melodies of organsim noises. He is so great that even though budda is his besy friend God still speaks with him because of his greatness.
by FirearmsPimp March 29, 2009

a huge bio nerd, snake, weeb and a koreaboo who loves turtles. can't stop fantasizing about anime or kpop with turtles (must have turtles in everything). also plays very dramatic and loud piano music.
says "nani" "uwu" "owo" "hiss" and "notice me senpai" alot
also watches lots of hentai and his excuse of watching it is "I watch it for the plot"
says "nani" "uwu" "owo" "hiss" and "notice me senpai" alot
also watches lots of hentai and his excuse of watching it is "I watch it for the plot"
Guy 1: Don't tell anyone this but I have a crush on Jasmine.
Guy 2: *while listening to kpop* don't worry I gotchu bro.
Guy 1: Thanks dude.
Guy 2: *shouts* He has a crush on Jasmine guys!!!
Guy 1: DUDE! STOP PULLING A DAVID YOU SNEK
Guy 2: *while listening to kpop* don't worry I gotchu bro.
Guy 1: Thanks dude.
Guy 2: *shouts* He has a crush on Jasmine guys!!!
Guy 1: DUDE! STOP PULLING A DAVID YOU SNEK
by alphateam123 February 8, 2019

David is the funniest guy you'll ever meet. He's very stubborn but has a good heart. He has a bit of an attitude and tries to use his "charm" to get out of problems
by Problemchild1987 June 2, 2018
