daveed

A Gay Fat "Boy" being the only male child with 2 sisters. is very lazy and cant do anything. he is said to be gay.

hey look at that daveed over there, he is so gay and lazy.

by jigga15555 July 20, 2011

Dave

Term for cigarette

"Yo Mark, could you spare a dave?"
"I'm gonna go have a dave"
"Did Herschel give you money so you could get a pack of daves?"

by The_Illusive_Man February 15, 2010

Dave

Dave is a man who kisses boys

Connor kissed dave

by Gaushdjjdf May 29, 2018

Dave

A coffee addict :)

The inly think dave drinks is madrinas coffee, now 20% off using code krtzyy!

by DaveMod69swag July 23, 2020

Dave

Child abuse

Dave loves cookies

by Dave cookie lover July 9, 2019

Dave

A ginger loving faggot who spends all his time playing baseball and talking about myrtle beach. Realize NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT MYRTLE BEACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dave: Me and my girlfriend just broke up what am i gonna do.

Me: The ginger?

Dave: yea

Me: well as Martin Luther King Jr. said "Free at last, free at last, thank God all mighty we are free at last."

by Doctor Kekoo!!!!!!! May 31, 2011

daved

To have your system access removed or reduced rendering you incapable of doing your job. This usually occurs at critical times during upgrades or implementations. It is possible to be un-daved but this is usually a long and painfull process involving providing proof of why you actually do said access.

Shit i've been daved again.

by Eugene Rockafella October 8, 2007