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Dave

"Yo Mark, could you spare a dave?"
"I'm gonna go have a dave"
"Did Herschel give you money so you could get a pack of daves?"
by The_Illusive_Man February 15, 2010
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Dave is a man who kisses boys
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The inly think dave drinks is madrinas coffee, now 20% off using code krtzyy!
by DaveMod69swag July 23, 2020
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by Dave cookie lover July 9, 2019
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A ginger loving faggot who spends all his time playing baseball and talking about myrtle beach. Realize NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT MYRTLE BEACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dave: Me and my girlfriend just broke up what am i gonna do.

Me: The ginger?

Dave: yea

Me: well as Martin Luther King Jr. said "Free at last, free at last, thank God all mighty we are free at last."
by Doctor Kekoo!!!!!!! May 31, 2011
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daved

To have your system access removed or reduced rendering you incapable of doing your job. This usually occurs at critical times during upgrades or implementations. It is possible to be un-daved but this is usually a long and painfull process involving providing proof of why you actually do said access.
Shit i've been daved again.
by Eugene Rockafella October 8, 2007
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A gay nigger faggot who is so sensitive that you could pop his ass cheeks like a balloon. He shits on walls and is also known as Gave for his homosexual tendencies and need to watch gay porn.
Let me get the lotion and I'll become a Dave
by NiggerFaggotFuckBoi69 February 10, 2019
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