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dangerously drunk assistor

a common friend that is a mild mannered high school student by day, but at night swoops around the streets of his small town in his red solara/blue accord of justice and saving the underage drunks of his town from persecution, punishment, and arrest.
1. "I drank waaaay too much at this party. My night is saved, thanks to: the dangerously drunk assistor."
by Mattius gagliardi October 13, 2005
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Dangerous Cult

Damn! That's one Dangerous Cult!

Oh hell! He fell for that dangerous cult...In about a week he won't have any money....
by /Kick/ May 4, 2008
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dangerwake

The act of ejaculating on a person's face to wake them up
"Wake up Steph, or i will dangerwake you up!"
by SexPistol December 19, 2008
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danger fists

A little known fighting style involving:
1) Raising both arms in the air as if you were a pterodactyl.
2) Swinging your fists without bringing your arms any closer together.

This technique is highly effective when employed by drunken brawlers, angry nine-year-olds, and those who are possessed by insurmountable rage.
1) After nine or ten goblet-fulls of crunk juice, Jack was ready to start throwing his danger fists around.

2) When the birthday clown got in Timmy's face, he planted his danger fists in the clown's crotch.

3) Danger fists crash landed in Frank's face because he simultaneously broke John's Xbox 360 and HDTV.
by nginko1 June 9, 2009
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Danger Crew

A group of 9 individuals who qualify as "dangerous". Danger Crew's are experienced in a select group of skills, some of which include riding velociraptors, lighting things on fire, and moshing. Anyone who enters a Danger Crew must replace either their first or middle name with the word "Danger".
-Vice President: Mr. President, sir. I've just received news that the Viet Cong has developed a zombifying device. We expect a full-fledged zombie invasion by tomorrow...
-President: Dear God...........Call the Danger Crew!
by E. Plez November 17, 2009
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Danger Fat

A girl who is pretty hot and sexy.

HOWEVER due to her lifestyle/bodyshape/outlook on life it is clear there will be a time where she balloons and the unfortunate male with her will be stuck with something he was mis-sold.
The girl at work, she's real hot but loves MacDonalds and is always on a diet even though she looks thin. DANGER FAT!
by The Negativvv November 22, 2011
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Danger Boner

Anticipation for rush of adrenaline and excitement from participating in risky behavior, not a literal boner.
Jenny love's skydiving for both the adrenaline rush and the huge danger boner before the jump.
by DaveCorpUSA July 14, 2014
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