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Divine Reciprocity

The act of vomiting into the mouth of a sexual partner, who should then be courteous enough to return the favour.

This gesture of affection can be repeated ad infinitum, but the rules are that not a single drop shall pass outside of either person's mouth.
Step 1) Eddie moves in on potential conquest. As he moves in for a 'kiss', said conquest meets his lips.

Step 2) As soon as it can be ascertained that lips are parted, the operation has the green light. Eddie triggers his gag reflex and spews a stream of bile into conquest's mouth

Step 3) In most cases, a person's natural reaction to being sick is to turn their head away and to the ground. EDDIE MUST NOT LET THIS HAPPEN. With a deft drop of the shoulder he has manouevred underneath conquest and pressed his mouth to hers once more, catching her bounty

Step 4) Eddie has two choices now: swallow or continue the mouth-rape. Eddie realises that Divine Reciprocity is a game that gets increasingly difficult to continue, so his decision is not taken lightly

BLERRRRGHHHHH
by Tongueless Ghost of Sin November 12, 2009
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Teeth Of Lions Rule The Divine

A drone doom metal supergroup formed from members of stuff like Sunn O))), Cathedral, Electric Wizard and Khanate. They were named after a song by the band Earth on their album Earth 2. They only released one album, Rampton, in 2002, before going on hiatus. The release date of their next album, if any, is unknown.
Guy 1: Dude, I saw Teeth of Lions Rule the Divine live in concert before they went on hold.

Guy 2: Really? How was it?

Guy 3: It was loud as hell. The whole place literally exploded.
by Random Person of Doom December 27, 2011
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divine number

The divine number is 1.604, Leonardo Da Vinci used this number to paint the Mona Lisa, but the first time he made the painting, her right side of the forehead was bigger, so he had to do it all over again, therefore showing that the Mona Lisa that is kept is not the original painting.
Leonardo painted the Mona Lisa with the divine number, the divine number is also used for many other things of which i choose not to discuss.
by Brandon Harripersaud May 1, 2006
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divine comedy

a trick played by God on man; divine joke.

His house was destroyed in a fire. A few days later, he lost his son in a road accident. What a divine comedy!

divine joke, twist of fate, misfortune, good luck, bonanza
His house was destroyed in a fire. A few days later, he lost his son in a road accident. What a divine comedy!
by uttam maharjan July 13, 2011
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dinoneck

A kid that can bend his neck a full 270 degrees. Who's body bends in a perfevt form. Also he must eat tacos in a head slinging manner.
Dinoneck forcefully demolished his taco.
by sonkseeesy May 12, 2003
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Disonent

when something sucks really bad it is disonent
"my mom caught me smoken po"t... thats dis (disonent)
by wacko zacko October 13, 2011
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Divine providence

Everyone’s got their own view that works out for themselves
“Knigge I was just trying to tell you you’re not gonna be an alcoholic” “see that’s divine providence
by Zeric1969 May 5, 2021
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