At a gathering/party consisting of heterosexual males, there are a few homosexual males. One of these males are designated as "The Decorker". Meaning, at 4:30 in the morning when most of the heterosexual males are asleep, the "decorker" goes around "Decorking" their assholes to prepare for Anal Coitus otherwise known as anal sex.
John (Heterosexual Male): W.t.f. Mike, why is my asshole sore? Didnt we put in the corks?
Mike (Heterosexual Male): Oh shit John, I forgot Tiago and Danny were here.
John : Why would that matter?
Mike : Danny is a skilled decorker.
Mike (Heterosexual Male): Oh shit John, I forgot Tiago and Danny were here.
John : Why would that matter?
Mike : Danny is a skilled decorker.
by Kap One July 31, 2007
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