contact high

When a person supposedly gets high from the second-hand smoke that results from being in close proximity to people who are smoking drugs-usually weed- without actually participating in the act of smoking

Widely believed to be mythological

"Dude, I got such a good contact high when you guys were hotboxing the car."

"No, you didn't...you didn't even hit the blunt. You're just a lame ass."

by Joeshittheragman May 2, 2008

contact high

A contact high is typically what is referred to when a person who is not smoking an illegal substance is near others who are and becomes high from inhaling the smoke that is in the air. It is, afterall, the inhaling of the drug that causes the high. Smoke does not differntiate between the person actually doing the smoking and those who are nearby not participating. Additionally, the term is now being used to describe other non illegal drug use situations.

If you take a sub-lingual medication and then kiss someone they will be absorbing that medication through their tongue just as you had and result in a contact high. Or the use of larger inhalers used for vasodialation, as in asthma, or the like, can also cause others in the room to have their lungs affected as a result. Not all of the drug, in any of these circumstances, is completely absorbed by the intended user and therefore can and often does affect a bystander.

by Intel Junky August 4, 2007

first contact

The act of fingering a pregnant lady, sticking your finger so far up as to touch the unborn fetus's head.

Dude I fingered my preggo gf last night and made first contact.

by thatoneguyx August 8, 2016

cuntract

A cross between cunt and contract, generally used to express the only reason a particular loser would get some:

She hooked up with Ben? Damn, what kind of cuntract did she sign?

by Tim November 18, 2003

contacting aliens

an excuse made when caught jacking off

"Hey why is your door locked?"
"Oh no reason I was just contacting aliens"

by minuteman88 January 26, 2010

Contact Game

Game that is almost exactly the same as the safety game, but instead "contact" is said and the game is played by soldiers.

*Soldier 1 releases flatulence*
Soldier 1 — Contact!
Soldier 2 — Aww, now I can't hit you due to the rules of the Contact Game.

by UrbanCorps November 29, 2010

cuntictionary

Someone who's extremely fascinated with searching different 'CUNT' words and their meanings.

'He called me Cuntactionist? The Cuntictionary will tell me what it means..'

by memimi April 5, 2015