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canning carrots

the act of intercourse with more than one penis or toy in the same hole
She was shoving those dildos in like she was canning carrots.

She was canning carrots with 3 guys... how is that possible?
by the jerk with a twerk September 20, 2010
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cunningulus

Oral gratification for a woman.

The term received popularity following a SNL skit, in which Christopher Walkin portrayed "Colonel Angus", and numerous double entendus were made based on the similar sounding names.
Colonel Angus (cunningulus) can be fun at first, but he tires you out real quick.
by Stubacca April 13, 2006
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cunting

Hunting for cunt. The act by a male or female of seeking a female's vagina for getting on with the sex.
We're going hunting for cunt -- cunting, Geno!
by smackjer September 12, 2003
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Emma Canning

The inhabitants of Earth rarely see such a graceful beauty. She is known to entertain the gods with her grace, beauty and eloquence. With those lovely soft brown eyes of her she could make a shark hearts melt like butter. Those in the company of her often at times feel at peace and most of all feel loved.
She's as beautiful as emma canning
by mf- November 3, 2009
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cunnlingus

a myth, something that is only heard of never done, act of pleasuring a woman orally
Once Upon a Time, a man performed cunnlingus on a woman....
by winn November 20, 2003
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canning

gerund form of 'to can.' Canning involves searching or rummaging through private trash sites, i.e. residential trash cans, business dumpsters, or abandoned buildings.
We were canning at this abandoned house and found these Harry Potter books.
by nicholas chiarella October 2, 2007
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cunting

Cunting is the sport where a guy and a few buddies go somewhere with a large amount of girls like to the beach or to a party etc...When the guys get to their destination, they break away from each other and go off looking for girls to fuck. The next morning they will all meet and the guy with the most kills(fucks)wins the game.
Tom: yo carson, i just got some gear for cunting;)

Carson: Nice man, u, me, brad, and jonny should go cunting this weekend!

Tom: hells yah!
by King Cunter June 27, 2007
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