A nasty and abnormally crisp anus as a result of a variety of things (toilet paper, shit, hair, etc.). Use "crunchy asshole" when fuck just won't cut it.
You fucking crunchy asshole.
That shit's nastier than a crunchy asshole.
This is fucking worse than eating out a crunchy asshole.
That shit's nastier than a crunchy asshole.
This is fucking worse than eating out a crunchy asshole.
by angryelephant March 5, 2019
Get the crunchy assholemug. When you eat something crunchy and it's so loud in your head that you are unable to hear what anyone around you is saying. This may be intentionally used as a manner of shutting out the world or simply an unfortunate consequence of cacophonous cuisine.
Teacher: "Can you answer this question?"
Student: "My apologies, I was in the throes of crunchy isolation. What was your question again?"
Teacher: "Who wrote Fed 51?"
Student: "Maybe I should have stayed in my crunchy isolation..."
Student: "My apologies, I was in the throes of crunchy isolation. What was your question again?"
Teacher: "Who wrote Fed 51?"
Student: "Maybe I should have stayed in my crunchy isolation..."
by f091993 November 20, 2010
Get the Crunchy Isolationmug. When you buttfuck someone, pull out, let their shit harden on your dick, then they give you a blowjob
by Dave-Landon March 23, 2019
Get the crunchy bernardmug. by CrustyBucket June 4, 2016
Get the crunchy bucketmug. N.: Environmentally conscious person who is serious about leading a healthy, natural lifestyle. Crunchy as opposed to chewy ( as in granola bars ) due to high level of commitment to reducing environmental footprint even if that means sacrificing enjoyment or taste.
Adj.: having the characteristics of a crunchy g
Adj.: having the characteristics of a crunchy g
by Childe Harolde March 6, 2012
Get the Crunchy gmug. by Horny torny February 23, 2019
Get the crunchy unclemug. by DirtyDenimDawn March 5, 2018
Get the Crunchy poptartmug.