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Crunchy Pudding

When you’re eating someone’s ass and they’ve got shit in their asscrack
Johnny: I tried to eat Rebecca’s ass last night but she had crunchy pudding
by gay_eatpu$$ March 20, 2019
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crunchy bernard

When you buttfuck someone, pull out, let their shit harden on your dick, then they give you a blowjob
Hey man, did you see the girl I went home with last night? I gave her a Crunchy Bernard
by Dave-Landon March 23, 2019
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Crunchy Isolation

When you eat something crunchy and it's so loud in your head that you are unable to hear what anyone around you is saying. This may be intentionally used as a manner of shutting out the world or simply an unfortunate consequence of cacophonous cuisine.
Teacher: "Can you answer this question?"
Student: "My apologies, I was in the throes of crunchy isolation. What was your question again?"
Teacher: "Who wrote Fed 51?"
Student: "Maybe I should have stayed in my crunchy isolation..."
by f091993 November 20, 2010
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crunchy asshole

A nasty and abnormally crisp anus as a result of a variety of things (toilet paper, shit, hair, etc.). Use "crunchy asshole" when fuck just won't cut it.
You fucking crunchy asshole.
That shit's nastier than a crunchy asshole.
This is fucking worse than eating out a crunchy asshole.
by angryelephant March 5, 2019
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Crunchy Dick

A crunchy dick is a wonderful crispy dick. They make sharp noises when they get bitten or sucked.
"I am Diana
i love crunchy dick
b i t c h"
by crunchy d June 7, 2018
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Coochie Crunchies

The crunchy stuff that forms in panties after a woman discharges in them and it dries up
Wendy I was doing your laundry and I noticed you had some Coochie Crunchies in your panties
by SavAvv January 9, 2022
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crunchy uncle

When a torny is horny and he has an open belly. Also a chocolate bar and a cereal
Look at that horny torny he is such a crunchy uncle
by Horny torny February 23, 2019
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