crunchy bucket

When you nut on a girls butthole and she doesn't clean it off.
She's digging in her butt like she's got a crunchy bucket.
by CrustyBucket April 20, 2016
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crunchy uncle

When a torny is horny and he has an open belly. Also a chocolate bar and a cereal
Look at that horny torny he is such a crunchy uncle
by Horny torny February 23, 2019
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crunchy bernard

When you buttfuck someone, pull out, let their shit harden on your dick, then they give you a blowjob
Hey man, did you see the girl I went home with last night? I gave her a Crunchy Bernard
by Dave-Landon March 24, 2019
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crunchy muffin

A semen-crusted vagina the morning after sex and no shower.
I went down on my girl this morning but forgot she had a crunchy muffin.
by mohawkslim November 13, 2014
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crunchy asshole

A nasty and abnormally crisp anus as a result of a variety of things (toilet paper, shit, hair, etc.). Use "crunchy asshole" when fuck just won't cut it.
You fucking crunchy asshole.
That shit's nastier than a crunchy asshole.
This is fucking worse than eating out a crunchy asshole.
by angryelephant March 06, 2019
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Crunchy g

N.: Environmentally conscious person who is serious about leading a healthy, natural lifestyle. Crunchy as opposed to chewy ( as in granola bars ) due to high level of commitment to reducing environmental footprint even if that means sacrificing enjoyment or taste.

Adj.: having the characteristics of a crunchy g
Man, Laurie and Larry sure went all Crunchy G after moving to Portland.
by Childe Harolde February 02, 2012
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crunchy yoghurt

where a man ejaculates on a woman's face and leave it overnight to gain crunchiness. peel off the woman's face and then put it into the microwave for around 1 min. and serve with a side of Johnny sins porn images.
i fancy coming home and having a crunchy yoghurt
Did we remember to make the crunchy yoghurt for tonight?
by funnyman1112 March 11, 2022
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