muffin cruncher

A female who prefers muffin to schlong.

She doesn't seem to like guys; I think she's a muffin cruncher.

by seymour heines February 26, 2008

Crunchy sexual

A cross between a crunchy and metrosexual person... a buff, earthy guy that gays as well as hot women are attracted to. These guys enjoy the finer things of the earth... like smores and Dom Perignon, live outdoor concerts that feature the cello, flugelhorn, clarinet and saxophone, and driving a Volvo SUV with Thule roof racks garnered with snowboards, mountain bikes and/or kayaks.

These nature boys return from hiking in the wilderness for 7 days and rebound by sculpting their hair with Serge Normant Promade that garners smiles from married women in the grocery store... then zoop zoop on to the house where they whip up Curry Bison Burgers accompanied by a tasty Seaweed Salad.

Dude #1: Yo dude, was that a vuvuzela that I just heard?

Dude #2: lol... not quite, the crunchy sexuals are having a huge throw down at Red Rocks Amphitheater this evening!

Her: Hey, what do you want to do this evening Mr. Crunchy sexual?
Him: nuttin' Honey Bunny... then I might just flambe' us up some Bananas Foster a'la'man

by vonchris7 September 7, 2012

Crunchy Tit

A game played with male or females where the male must suck the females tit until she milks

Let’s play Crunchy Tit

by Brandon Ramsey June 1, 2018

crunchyroll and tongue-punch the hole

How weebs end up catching feelings.

This kawai girl came over to watch some anime. We ended doing Crunchyroll and Tongue-Punch The Hole. I think I'm in love.

by Rev Ocho April 8, 2019

Crunchy crunchy

Another term for sex

“Did you two end up having sex last night?”
“Yes, we crunchy crunchy”

by @ciscomedy December 21, 2019

crunchy roll

A crunchy roll is when you leave a jizzy cum soaked towel or tissue on the floor, to dry up and harden, for someone else (room service, a friend, etc) to pick up and discover!

After he came on her butt, he cleaned it up with a towel and left a crunchy roll on the floor for room service to pick up!

by The Hern May 11, 2018

Crunchy nut

The Art of letting your Girlfriend suck your balls and then she chews on them and you subsequently fly kick her causing her to spit your balls out in small chunks

"you mother fucker... imam fly kick yo ass outa here if you don't spit my crunchy nuts out" said Jesus to Mary

by curry cums out of my jab end February 12, 2015