crusty toes

When someone has really fugly toes

"That bitch Emily has crusty toes man "

by Sweatshirt0f September 3, 2016

Crusty Mop

A cool hairstyle that is unique

You have a crusty mop!

by Bianca Shaniqua Bertha July 9, 2007

crusty balls

a man who dosnt wash and has dryed up sexaul organs

Guy 1 : I havent washed for days
Guy 2 : Wow you must have crusty balls

by The three musketeers August 19, 2008

Crusty Musty Busty ass bitch

When your so filthy/annoying/ghetto

Bitch shut the fuck up you crusty musty busty ass bitch lookin like a wall-e reject

by questionman2468 November 8, 2016

crusty hoe

A hoe whom is so nasty that after sex doesn't bathe for multiple days and has a encrustment of juice flakes inside her vagina that when you put it in it's like fucking a bag full of sandpaper

Dude I fucked Meranda last night she is such a crusty hoe.

by dufetaff September 26, 2013

crusty boog

A booger that has reached a point of dryness that it becomes painful to the owner's nostril. At this point, it is recommended that the booger be excised. However, at times, this may result in the undesirable (and painful) removal of the bearers nostril follicles as well. At no time is it recommended to eat a crusty boog.

I just yanked a hardcore crusty boog and now I'm lookin' to flick it.

by Chili D September 6, 2006

Crusty Pineapple

When you lather your dick in Elmer's glue, roll around in pine needles and then penetrate an old nigress.

Joe: Hey man, I did a crusty pineapple last night.

Bob: Shit.

by Pleasure Man October 30, 2014