Chomping at the bit

A physical feeling, usually experienced by involuntary celibates, where one is so horny that they are unable to focus on anything other than their unsatisfied sexual urges, and experience uncomfortable tension so intense that they actually grind their teeth

I haven't been laid for three weeks and I'm chomping at the bit.

by Rorkus Funkster October 29, 2014

Chopping and Changing

Mixing it up a little or a lot.

If we convoy it to Murray Bride we’ll probably end up chopping and changing people in car seats anyway.

by your mate jones April 17, 2009

Pork Chopping

When some one starts to carry on about nothing like a little piggy squealing about nothing

Jenny sure is pork chopping it today

by oznob October 26, 2010

Anal Crimping

The act of piercing one's anal cheeks together during a round of butt blistering.

Joe's ass got a real nice anal crimping from Susan last night and he didnt come to work cause he cant sit down cause he is bleeding shit all over the place. Anyone else would think thats wierd, but that bitch is also into shit blistering.. so whatever..

by Everyone is gay apart from me August 17, 2006

chopping broccoli

cutting up cocaine into lines for snorting

What did you do last night?
I was up all night chopping broccoli.

by chubbyrain October 14, 2003

crimping

To have a wank and a poo at the same time

Fuck this im going crimping. fuck this im going for a crimp.

by Tony Tibbs December 2, 2007

Crimping

A form of lyrical scatting, rapping or singing, that is often abstract and devoid of actual subject, but sometimes has a unifying theme. Cheese, money, or sex could be an example of words exploited by the crimpers.

Crimping often thought to have been invented by "The Mighty Boosh" actually shows up much earlier in pop culture, in movies and television. One example is the 1988 memorable block buster "Big" feature Tom Hanks. The young Hanks Character and his freand, do a blatent display of crimping, much earlier than "The Boosh"

Josh and Billy Crimping: The space goes down, down baby, down, down the roller coaster. Sweet, sweet baby, sweet, sweet, don't let me go. Shimmy, shimmy, cocoa pop. Shimmy, shimmy, rock. Shimmy, shimmy, cocoa pop. Shimmy, shimmy, rock. I met a girlfriend - a triscuit. She said, a triscuit - a biscuit. Ice cream, soda pop, vanilla on the top. Ooh, Shelly's out, walking down the street, ten times a week. I read it. I said it. I stole my momma's credit. I'm cool. I'm hot. Sock me in the stomach three more times.

by Nabootique April 16, 2010