Tick Tock Crocodile

A crocodile that swallowed a clock, and makes a tick-tock sound. Captain Hook is afraid of said crocodile.

(tick tocking noise)

Captain Hook: Shit! It's Tick Tock Crocodile!
Smee: Alright Mr. Crocodile, get out of here. Go on, shoo!!
Crocodile: (Crawls back into the water with a disappointed look on his face and swims away)

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Crocodile pussy

An absolutely disgusting and smelly vagina.

Wow she’s hot but she got that crocodile pussy.

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Crocodile Sex

A term used for fingering someone. The phrase comes from the shape of an crocodile's penis which resembles an arm with fingers attached to it. In it's aroused state, the "fingers" gently curve upwards as if it were gesturing, beckoning a potential mate.

"Hey man, I heard you had sex last night with Shannon"
"Nah brah, it was only crocodile sex. Don't believe me? Smell my fingers.

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Crocodilation

The process of which one's skin grows too thick (metaphorically) to the point where they don't feel anything anymore,
i.e, they don't give a fuck about anything anymore.

- What is wrong with Sebastian today? He didn't get upset when I broke his monitor.
- He has been feeling down latley. He is suffering from Crocodilation. He is fucking numb.

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Casey the crocodile

The crocodile that let Pippa the dog bother it for 10 whole years before finally deciding to eat Pippa, despite the fact that she could have eaten Pippa at any time during those 10 years.

It took Casey the crocodile 10 whole years to learn to stand her ground.

by D12434132 October 1, 2018

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