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Crippling Crippling

Crippling Crippling is a broad term statement used to describe a general mood and, or feeling of a person, can be used to describe pain, or emotions. A Generalized feeling of unwellness.
I've got crippling crippling my back is so messed up
I've got some advanced level crippling crippling (Depression)
by Xcfirecraft April 4, 2019
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Holy Crappalooney

An expression of great surprise! Can be used to substitute nearly any surprise word and is guaranteed to surprise your friends. Origin is that of a student who is a "blessing" to have in class.
"I just got blumpkin!"
"Holy Crappalooney!"
by Millett5 March 23, 2011
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hipple cripple

A hypocrite that is disabled in some way. May it be physically or mentally.
Really? You said you'd never make another word on urban dictionary, let alone another variant of cripple.
You're such a hipple cripple.
No, don't post that. STOP.
by Boe Jiden the 3rd February 17, 2017
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Cripple turtle

A cripple turtle is when your having sex and your penis is no longer erect.
Example: Yah he just got a cripple turtle the other night so we just watched a movie instead.
by PONY, the Founder September 20, 2010
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crippler

a toke, or hit, or marajuana which leaves the inhalant temporarily totally incapacitated. Usually coming on the immediate heels of prior consumption.
"Dude, we'd head now, but Aaron just blew a CRIPPLER."
by mainframe October 31, 2003
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Family Face Crippler

Similar to the Crossface Crippler the Family Face Crippler is the real finishing move of Chris Benoit the WWE wrestler. It involves choking your family to death then offing yourself over the course of a weekend.
You better watch your tongue or I'll use the Family Face Crippler!
by Kris Benwa August 1, 2007
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cripple bang

When a crippled person bangs a non-crippled person. Usually because the non-crippled person is too drunk and/or high to know what is happening in the world around them.
Last night I was drunk, and this guy in a wheelchair tried to cripple bang me. Fortunately, I was not THAT drunk.
by RachelCorinne January 14, 2009
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