by John Krutsch April 20, 2008
Get the creepy treehouse mug.The formula one must use when determining at what age it is socially acceptable for a male to date/marry/etc a female.
Generally stated, the guy's age divided by two, plus seven.
Generally stated, the guy's age divided by two, plus seven.
Cale is 26. Cale's age divided by 2 is 13, so adding 7 to that gives you 20. Thus, by the rules stated in the Creepy Guy Formula, the absolute youngest girl Cale can date is a 20 year-old.
by Vocatus May 25, 2012
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A common saying especially on Tumblr to express just how much somebody is crying. Mostly said when the person isn't infact crying they just feel like they're going too.
"Look at how gorgeous that man is"
"Omg, I need a bucket for my creys"
"I managed to get concert tickets!"
"I'll need a bucket for my creys.
"Omg, I need a bucket for my creys"
"I managed to get concert tickets!"
"I'll need a bucket for my creys.
by kevinginit August 9, 2012
Get the Bucket For My Creys mug.Any weird kid in school that is usually found doing creepy things such as playing with food, breathing heavily through the mouth, and standing very closely behind people for no apparent reason. This person will usually try to find friends by trying to talk cool or trying to do things he thinks are funny but are just really creepy, but will always fail. Very unclean and smelly, with lots of dandruff and acne. Will "like" and/or comment everyone's pictures on Myspace or Facebook, even if he does not know you. Will stalk girls and/or guys. Will steal your phone while you're not looking to take your number and add his. Usually speaks in a low, mumbled voice and may or may not end words with "eh." Please avoid this human.
Student 1: "Oh my God, that kid is such a Creepy Dave!"
Student 2: "What kid?"
Student 1: "THE ONE BREATHING DOWN MY NECK."
Student 2: "What kid?"
Student 1: "THE ONE BREATHING DOWN MY NECK."
by Xagent_squidwardX December 15, 2009
Get the Creepy Dave mug.1.to offer a handshake in such a manner that makes the recipient get in really close so the other hand can grope genitalia and/or the anus. to be done correctly the pinky of the offerers hand must remain in contact with the navel. typically performed man on man.
2. to suspiciciously appear behind a victim and when the victim turns around the instigator will give a pedifiliac like smile.
2. to suspiciciously appear behind a victim and when the victim turns around the instigator will give a pedifiliac like smile.
by Charles Driggers May 17, 2007
Get the Creepy Craig mug.A creepystockerweirdo is someone who constantly annoys every girl their friends know. The creepystockerweirdo is a rare breed that doesn't know when enough is enough and hits on girlfriends and moms. Creepystockerweirdos are horrible at most things, tend to have a nice house and lots of "friends" to come over and enjoy it with on the weekends. While we may not all know a person fitting the mold of a creepystockerweirdo, those of us that do wish we did't.
the kid who always creeps on girls his friends are talking to; mine goes by the name of max
the creepystockerweirdo has a false since of popularity that must be played into if one wants to do something fun on the weekend
the creepystockerweirdo has a false since of popularity that must be played into if one wants to do something fun on the weekend
by grapesoda May 3, 2009
Get the creepystockerweirdo mug.Creepypasta is an online horror genre based around serial killers who have psychopathic traits and murder people for fun, revenge, ect ect. However not all Creepypastas are serial killers, some of them are based around strange creatures. People had also claimed that some of these stories have grammatical errors, while it's TRUE that some of these stories have been poorly written, they are still quite frankly grotesque and fucked up even if they were written unprofessionally.
Person 1: Danm Jeff the killer's story is so poorly written, why is the author so unprofessional?
Person 2: It may have terrible grammar in it but that story still fucks with my mind, on how truly messed up it is.
Person 3: I like Ben Drowned
Person 4: No Ticci Toby is better!!!!
Person 1: SHUT THE FUCK YOU MORONS. EVERY SINGLE PASTA IS SHITEEEEEE I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GUYS ARE OBSESSED WITH THESE PYSCHOPATHSIC KILLERS!
Person 5: Meh....I like all kinds of Creepypastas no matter what.
Person 2: It may have terrible grammar in it but that story still fucks with my mind, on how truly messed up it is.
Person 3: I like Ben Drowned
Person 4: No Ticci Toby is better!!!!
Person 1: SHUT THE FUCK YOU MORONS. EVERY SINGLE PASTA IS SHITEEEEEE I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GUYS ARE OBSESSED WITH THESE PYSCHOPATHSIC KILLERS!
Person 5: Meh....I like all kinds of Creepypastas no matter what.
by OptiumOnlineIsMurderous March 18, 2020
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