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A sarcastic response to a persons bad attitude
Alice: Oh wow! Did you hear that cardinal?

Jack: Yeah, annoying little prick.

Alice: What crawled up your ass and died?
by OrvilleFan December 18, 2019
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Term used to describe an unusually bad smelling fart. The implecation is that the fart smells like a rotting animal combined with shit.
Damn, John, what the hell happened? It smells like something crawled up your ass and died!
by Waycoolrich August 8, 2007
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canoodle and crawl

Having sexual intercourse with a female of whom you do not intend to call back the next day; Also known as ghosting
“She thought I was sticking around, I was there to canoodle and crawl dude”
by canoodleandcrawl69 May 14, 2018
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Johnny crawl fish kinda night

Demon time night.
absolutely slaughtered to the point of no return.
should be put to sleep in a bed or by hit of jaw
Austin’s having a “Johnny crawl fish kinda night”
by Austys November 25, 2021
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crawling

crawling in my skin

these wounds they will not heal
fear is how I fall
confusing what is real
there's something inside me that pulls beneath the surface
consuming confusing
this lack of self control

I feel is never ending
controlling I can't seem
to find myself again
my walls are closing in
without a sense of confidence
I'm convinced that
it's just to much pressure to take
I felt this way before
so insecure
crawling in my skin
these wounds they will not heal
fear is how I fall
confusing what is real
discomfort endlessly has pulled
itself upon me
distracting reacting
against my will I stand
beside my own reflection

it's haunting how I can't seem
to find myself again
my walls are closing in

without a sense of confidence I'm convinced
that it's just to much pressure to take
I've felt this way before so insecure
crawling in my skin
these wounds they will not heal
fear is how I fall
confusing what is real
mugGet the crawlingmug.

mornin' crawls

The feeling one gets when waking up from a nightmare early in the morning.
I had a bad case of the mornin' crawls
by Mr. Robotron March 15, 2019
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Catholic Crawl

The 3-6 month period before a couple, one of whom is religious, has sexual intercourse for the first time.
I would go out to the bars with you guys tonight, but I'm hanging out with Stacy. I think the Catholic Crawl is finally ending tonight!
by Undeadlyish November 2, 2021
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