crapisms

An expression of crap

This books is filled with crapisms.

by Jamie Sommers October 19, 2005

craps

the runs, the shits, the trots, what happens when you eat too much taco bell and cant get off the john.

Oh man, i had to skip a date cause i had the craps.

by AndrewB May 28, 2005

Crape

When you get creeped on so hard, it's practically rape.

Halexa: "I got craped on last night at the Vee!"
Honda: "By who?"
Halexa: "Some crapist."

by The Crapees January 4, 2012

crapsmith

Similar to a poopsmith but obviously cooler because of the usage of the prefix crap-.

Billy-Bob: what kind of a poopsmith are you!?
Jilly-Jon: i ain't no muthafuckin' poopsmith! If you gon' call me somethin' call me a crapsmith! so much cooler!

by peggie April 27, 2007

crapshit

1) lacking the necessary repertoire of rhyming words and/ or urban slang to effectively rap about red bull and/or other people's children

2) the quality of one's actions/speech/or movement in which the perpetrator is devoid of any flow,style, or artistic ability whatsoever.

2) a combination of crap and shit formed in the lower intestine and ushered out the anus daily

1) "i can't rap for crapshit, it's like tap dancing, i can't do that shit...either"

2) billy thought his last interpretive dance movement was poignant and refreshing, most everybody else thought it was crapshit

3) i just took one hell of a crapshit

by darnell tibbins August 23, 2011

craps

not to be confused with the gambling game, craps is when 2 ppl drop trough, push their assholes together, and then one of them shits. there is betting, however, only in THIS game, you bet on whether the shit will squish or go in.

Hey you ready to play craps tonight?

ya i got my money all ready. so what casino are we going to?

.... 0.0

by Courtney R. Klein November 17, 2006

Cranes

A British band, often described as gothic rock or shoegazers. Formed in the mid 1980s in Portsmouth, England, they are best known for the soft, high-pitched vocals of lead singer Alison Shaw, memorably likened by the NME to "a beautiful siren being slowly strangled on a spiral staircase of hammer-horror guitars". Cranes saw an increase in popularity in 1992 when they toured with The Cure. Cranes took their name from the innumerable mechanical cranes around Portsmouth docks.

The best Cranes album of all time is "Loved".

by thetruedarkness August 4, 2006