Craning

Craining; verb (past tense-Craned, to Crane)

The act of lifting a man up by his penis with your vagina. Essentially doing a very strong kegel with a man inside you and standing up.

"This chick's pussy was so strong she could've Craned me"
"I'm really into Craning "
"I'm going to Crane you tonight"

by Oddly enticing fart January 23, 2023

Channing Carter

The most sexiest man to appear on the face of the earth. Usually you can see him in your dreams doing a Russian submarine.

I can’t wait to see Channing Carter in my dreams tonight

by Buff cowboy March 28, 2023

canning

when you shove multiple soup cans up someone’s ass until they explode causing extreme pain and soup gushing out the tip of your ass hole

me and brandy decided to endure in some canning

by poopy due June 16, 2023

Cranking

The act of masturbating inside a car that is misfiring or running rough after disconnecting a spark plug wire or coil pack. The person is typically turned on by the vibrating nature of the vehicle then proceeds to rub one out till he runs out of gas or blows his load on the windshield.

I loaned my car to my brother in-law Doug and he brought it back with it running rough with the check engine light on. I asked him what happen? He said oh I forgot to tell you I had a little too much to drink last night and had some fun cranking in your car!

by Gabe Oytoucher September 28, 2023

Channingspenis

The only item in the universe that is smaller than an electron.

I will never go near channing or channingspenis.

by Bigdickalus snurgus January 29, 2024

channing

cake ass wigga

you look like a channing

by anonymous November 16, 2023

cranking stick

Masturbating (as a guy) at 7am after coming home from the afters

A: “dude I didn’t go to sleep till 10am yesterday”
B: “you left afters at 6:30… what were you doing with the rest of the time?”
A: “taking bumps and cranking stick”

by StickCranker March 7, 2024