richard craver

Another name for someone attracted to men.

Dang, that chick ain't nothing but a Richard craver!

Shut up, Richard Craver.

by Woahdude May 31, 2016

Crater

ADJ: To destroy significantly, to leave a crater where the thing used to be.

Dude the WTC got cratered!

by anon5105 December 3, 2010

crames

Someone who has a face which resembles pizza, in that it is triangular with beedy olive eyes, a mushroom nose, and a sausage mouth.

Look at John's crames face. If I punched that it would ooze grease for a month.

by Lolbert January 1, 2008

Crater Cock

A man with a small penis or of inadequate size.

He wanted to have sex but was simply unable to preform due to having a crater cock.

by sitlab December 8, 2009

creamer

The title given to a man when he prematurely ejaculates.

Arnold is a creamer.

by Jenn-ah August 4, 2006

The Craker Barrell

When you crap in a barrell full of naked midgets

yo dude i was at this bar last week and there was some girls eatin out the craker barrell !

by dick custard November 11, 2009

Creamer

A guy who creams on his car. Said "creamer" usually lives in his parents' basement and thinks his overcompensating car will make up for his lack of genitals.

"John is a total creamer. If it weren't for the tailpipe on his car....He'ld never get laid!"

by Collin Sick March 14, 2008