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wylie coyote

the outline left on your bed after having sex
girl rode me so good, it got me wylie coyote
by MrYeet74 December 16, 2024
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Coyoted

The act of being smuggled into the county by a coyote.
Them Mexicans got coyoted into 'Merica.
by Verbular Bandit January 29, 2017
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Coyote

Damn that trailer park trash sure ain’t a cougar, she’s a coyote!
by DSklar May 29, 2022
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Coyote ugly

You get drunk and pick up a girl in a bar. You go to her place and fuck. You wake up the next morning with her cuddled sleeping in the nook of your arm and realize she's ugly as sin. Rather than wake her up by pulling your arm out from under her and having to face the morning reality you'd rather chew off your arm, not wake her and sneak the hell out of there.
"Man, that girl I picked up at the bar last night was coyote ugly."
by seemymick January 9, 2017
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Limping Coyote

A woman so ugly that looking at her makes your dick limp. A trick comprised of placing a poster or image in the line of sight during intercourse, used by high school and college boys to extend their sexual encounters or to prevent premature ejaculation.
Dude, is that poster of Donatella Versace your limping coyote?
by FRAGSTER23 November 30, 2016
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smokin coyote

An attractive female that is starting to turn grey.

The female equivalent of a “silver fox”.
Man, look at her, what a smokin coyote
by Awwwhoo December 14, 2024
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head coyote

At the Mexican border, the leader of a large group of illegal immigants trying to cross into the US.
"The group consisted of Pakistanis, Haitians, Chinese and others but the head coyote was from Africa and he bravely led the scrappy fierce group swimming across the Rio Grande in the dark of night."
by FrancisWheatsworth February 21, 2022
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