Jack: Hey have you heard Thy Horror cosmic yet
Owen: Why no i havent, what does it sound alike to as thou
Jack: ITS FUCKING HEAVY WOOOOOOOOO
CHASE:MURDERFACE RULLLES!
Owen: Why no i havent, what does it sound alike to as thou
Jack: ITS FUCKING HEAVY WOOOOOOOOO
CHASE:MURDERFACE RULLLES!
by JackC09 August 17, 2006
Get the thy horror cosmicmug. When a woman sits on your face for so long that the pussy juice begins to harden on your face and you are able to peel it off.
Matt: “bro what’s on your face.” Brendan: “I just got done hanging out with Anna and she sat on my face for so long that I got a Cosmic Rust Face Mask!” Matt: “bro that’s awesome, I’ve always wanted one!”
by Schmittledick April 23, 2023
Get the Cosmic Rust Face Maskmug. something to call someone who's is worldly but still immature. Originated with the Doctor Who fandom, calling the Doctor one. He knows a vast amount of information on the universe, but still is young at heart, and has a tendency to be immature.
DW fan 1: Did you see that part where he made the angel say "comfy chairs"?
DW fan 2: Oh yeah, what a cosmic nine year old
Yeah, I mean he's nice and smart and whatever, but he's still not grown up, he's just a cosmic nine year old
DW fan 2: Oh yeah, what a cosmic nine year old
Yeah, I mean he's nice and smart and whatever, but he's still not grown up, he's just a cosmic nine year old
by lastofthehappyfolk June 21, 2011
Get the Cosmic Nine Year Oldmug. by Cosmic litty August 2, 2017
Get the cosmic litty🔥🌈mug. someone that has outer-space jelly-beans, so each time they ejaculate, their semen is a different flavor of jelly-bean.
Sally: why does your jizz taste so yummy?
Bob: i ate some jelly beans from outer-space.
Sally: you're a cosmic jelly-bean jizzer? that explains everything!!!!
Bob: i ate some jelly beans from outer-space.
Sally: you're a cosmic jelly-bean jizzer? that explains everything!!!!
by Gentleman thief April 26, 2010
Get the cosmic jelly-bean jizzermug. When you describe a hypothetical scenario (from a fans perspective), that it requires you to explain through a reality warper's PoV.
Some OP Cosmic Narrator: "Hwut If... Johnny Yong Bosch read Lady Satsuki's Speech, at a convention?"
by Sora Rouge December 23, 2021
Get the Some OP Cosmic Narratormug. Dude 1: “Have you played Super Mario Galaxy: Cosmic Chaos?”
Dude 2: “Yes, but where the fuck is Luigi at in Good Egg?”
Dude 2: “Yes, but where the fuck is Luigi at in Good Egg?”
by PudvahCrew (Tristan) February 16, 2021
Get the Super Mario Galaxy: Cosmic Chaosmug.