Corona Boner

refers to an individual obsessed with the Corona Virus.

Person 1: Dave won't shut up about Corona Virus, he's got a mountain of toilet paper.
Person 2: yeah he's got Corona Boner something bad.

by Joey Pepperonii March 19, 2020

Corona Cones

Hard times these days for the drive-around, ice-cream dude.

Damn, did you hear that they arrested the Ice Cream Man...yeah, he was accused of doling out Corona Cones to unsuspecting youth.

by YAWA April 05, 2020

Corona Car

Auto dealers giving away cars like It’s tax season to everyone and they mama during Covid-19.

Girl, you don’t see all these ppl with new tags. That’s a Corona Car!

by 202to404 July 07, 2020

Corona-Cancelled

When your plans were cancelled due to the coronavirus

Me and my friends were going to hang out at the mall, but it got corona-cancelled.

by Flawful March 26, 2020

Walk’n Corona

Person who would test positive for Coronavirus if there were tests, but shows no signs of symptoms of Coronavirus or common sense. These people ignore all social distancing practices and blow it off as a stupid idea.

Mike:
Hey Jeff, let me in, I brought my new bong for us to try
Jeff:

Stop knocking on my door and get your dumb ass off my porch! I saw you at the the park this morning playing hoops with 6 or 8 people. Stay away you probably have Walk’n Corona.

by Urban Name'er April 13, 2020

corona-comedy

Jokes and memes made about coronavirus and it's specific strains (e.g. COVID-19, SARS-CoV, MERS-CoV) which lighten the mood, relieve anxiety and make you feel better.

"James said: 'If you’ve ever had the water in Warrensburg, MO you’re immune to the Coronavirus'. You gotta love that corona-comedy."
"Did you see #QuarantineLife trending on Twitter, people using corona-comedy to get through it."
Janine: "You can't be making dark jokes like that about coronavirus." Me: "They ain't dark jokes, it's corona-comedy to lighten the mood, completely different".

by begin111 March 17, 2020

Corona Baby

Babies born twelve to sixteen months after the start of the COVID-19 Mandatory Quarantine Pandemic. Depending on your geographic location, the start of quarantine happened anywhere from January 2020-March 2020. Many activities can happen in quarantine, such as follows: Netflix, limitless trips to the refrigerator, arts and crafts, binge drinking on a daily basis, working out, wondering where to buy toilet paper, playing music on your balcony using pots and pans with others that are quarantined, and sex. Yes, alot of sex, and most likely unprotected due to protection most likely not being at the top of the survival list of being in quarantine. The result of unprotected quarantined sex is called, a Corona Baby.

"OH my goodness, your baby is adorable, how old is he!?" " Well, he's a Corona Baby, and the year is 2025, so you do the math."

by EsmeGotti April 21, 2020