Anal cords

Anal cords help you fart just like the strings of a guitar make music. Everybody is born with 6 of these strands made from silk, every time you fart really bad it’s not a bad idea to check your anal cords because nobody knows what happened if you lose them all…

“Oh I think I ripped a cord cord” “you should check your anal cords”

by Finliathon March 13, 2024

Climbing the umbilical cord

When a man is being super nice to a woman’s kids to try to have sex with her.

Your son’s barber called you from PR to see if his hair is being taken care of? Sounds like he’s climbing the umbilical cord.

by V3_JT September 14, 2021

Anal cords

Anal cords help you fart just like the strings of a guitar make music. Everybody is born with 6 of these strands made from silk, every time you fart really bad it's not a bad idea to check your anal cords because nobody knows what happened if you lose them all...

“I think I ripped a cord” “you should get that checked out by a anal anal cords specialist”

by Finliathon March 13, 2024

Ejector Cord

The cord hanging out from anal beads, especially if pulled too vigorously.

"Man, that was some scream coming from your room last night. What did you do to her?"

"Yeah. I yanked a little too hard on the ejector cord. She jumped so high I thought she was going to take the roof out like a cockpit canopy."

by walkin-dead November 24, 2011

Methbilical cord

The feeding tube connected to a baby from a meth addicted mother. These babies usually mean mug you when making eye contact due to withdrawals and should be avoided whenever possible

Damn man! She should have never cut tyrone from that methbilical cord

by Mexican guy from Wisconsin May 17, 2019

Cord Boy

A respectful term among Custodians, for the person who has to go across the slippery wax stripper to plug the stripping machine into another socket.

Hey, Cord Boy, plug the cord into the socket over there.

by MR. Cleaner May 18, 2015

kouki from carti cord

kouki is the cutest femboy in the playboi carti server
he is known for making shitty beats and his associate wavez that nuked the carti cord server with his bot pluto

“yo kouki from carti cord you wanna come out here”

by WavezLikesChildren October 18, 2023