Drunkspeak for Suck Cocks.
I can't leave yet. I'm trying to get my socks cooked!
Of course I'm being nice to you today, I just want you to cook my socks.
That girl is just here to cook socks.
Of course I'm being nice to you today, I just want you to cook my socks.
That girl is just here to cook socks.
by withstand December 16, 2005
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Get the Dane Cook mug.He is a comedian, who mainly walks back and forth on stage, jumps around, screams and talks about how much he wants to be a rocker.
Some think he is hilarious, some think he is annoying as all fuck....its up to you if you like him or not.
Some think he is hilarious, some think he is annoying as all fuck....its up to you if you like him or not.
Dane cook: *yyeaarrruuuhhh!!!* *starts jumping and screaming at the part of the "joke" which is supposed to be funny*
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Get the Dane cook mug.Andrew Cook is the drummer for the band A Rocket to the Moon. His full name is Andrew Stephen Cook. Two of his nicknames are Mandrew and Cookie. His favorite movie is Adaptation. He was the drummer for the band The Receiving End of Sirens from Boston MA until the band broke up. Matt Squire suggested Andrew join ARTTM when he heard that they were in need of a drummer. Andrew is possibly the sweetest, coolest, most intelligent, all around wonderful person alive.
Andrew Cook is so freaking aggressive at playing the drums!
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by Rubyto Themoon January 9, 2010
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HOW TO RESOLVE DANE COOK STATUS
Successfully become an hero and you will raise your status from a guy made of fail and aids to a guy mad of win and greatness as well an icon for all an heroes to come.
People who have achieved Dane Cook Status:
Dane Cook
You
This guy: http://www.youtube.com/user/gaygod?blend=1
Hillary Clinton
Fantards
Guy made of win: I cured Cancer!
Guy made of greatness: I proved that the educational system is flawed!
Guy with Dane Cook Status: I disguised a bomb as a copy of one of Dane Cooks CDs, mailed it to my own house and blew everything up!!! I am made of WIN!!!!!!
Guy made of greatness: I proved that the educational system is flawed!
Guy with Dane Cook Status: I disguised a bomb as a copy of one of Dane Cooks CDs, mailed it to my own house and blew everything up!!! I am made of WIN!!!!!!
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