constipation

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Constipation

by an existant of this planet January 10, 2022

political constipation

When a political figure in a high office, (i.e.; The President) tries to push for some sort of change but is unable to due to opposition from the opposing party.

The President has political constipation since he can't get new regulations to pass in Congress.

by darcwizrd September 10, 2013

constipated duckface

when you try to do the duckface for a selfie, but you have to take a dump

Guy 1: Sonia looks good of Facebook tonite

Guy 2: yeah but she looks like she needs to take a shit tho

Sonia: Constipated duckface!

by djtimyd May 1, 2018

constipation

constipation is when you are unable to poop, or poop doesn't come out in the satisfactory, or you could say, average, amount. it could come out in multiple small balls of poop, but you may still feel that there is more to come. it is honestly, really sad though, because poop is amazing and poop is great. the feel, the look, and moreover, the taste is majestic.

your mom has constipation, jamal. take good care of her poop. oh wait- she doesn't have any.

by constipationwillhauntyou December 10, 2021

Communication constipation

The urban phenomenon that hits every individual at one time of their lives. The phenomenon is caused by complex urban life and random stimulations paralyses the person's communication skills and this situation pushes the individual into; a state of not being able to talk, not being able to get it out and communicate. All gets stuck and causes constipation in communication.

She is normally an outgoing person but lately she has been suffering from communication constipation.

by irfanmeric March 30, 2022

Emotionally Constipated

Emotionally Constipated refers to someone who struggles to express deep-seated emotions, keeping feelings like love or anger bottled up inside. It's a witty way to describe those who find themselves unable to articulate their emotions, leading to an emotional 'blockage'.

He's got so much love for her, but can't express it. The guy's totally emotionally constipated.

by Saikonaut December 28, 2023

Social Constipation

When you have so much you want to say at one time, but you don’t want to overwhelm the person . And you’re not even sure if they even want to talk to you in the first place, so you just end up keeping it all to yourself. And it builds up overtime as you come up with more things you want to talk about.

Internal Monologue: “I have so much I want to say to him, but I don’t know if I should say it all at once. I don’t want to be overwhelming. Maybe I’ll just say a little at a time .. Gosh he’s been so busy lately, does he even feel like talking to me? I guess I’ll just keep it all to myself right now and wait till he’s more available to talk to.. Gosh! I have so much social constipation waiting for the right timing to talk . :’( and I keep coming up with more to say!”

by de3le3 November 25, 2021