constipated by air

The weed is surrounding you.

“Omg, Andi do you feel constipated by air?! Hee hee.”

by White vans January 24, 2020

constipation

constipation is when you are unable to poop, or poop doesn't come out in the satisfactory, or you could say, average, amount. it could come out in multiple small balls of poop, but you may still feel that there is more to come. it is honestly, really sad though, because poop is amazing and poop is great. the feel, the look, and moreover, the taste is majestic.

your mom has constipation, jamal. take good care of her poop. oh wait- she doesn't have any.

by constipationwillhauntyou December 10, 2021

Burp constipation

It's when you really need to burp but can't & hold it in, only to get constipated cause you just really need to let it out

I should have burped when I had the chance, now I have burp constipation

by Kittycatgoestweet May 6, 2016

constipation

Something Urban Dictionary decided you should buy a mug of for your friends and family.

Hello grandma, here is your birthday present!

Grandma: What the fuck?

Constipation

by an existant of this planet January 10, 2022

Constipated With Fear

When you let fear block up your life and keep you ‘stuck’ where you are instead of where you want to be.

If you weren’t so Constipated With Fear you would see you’re standing in your own way.

by The Last True Mouthpiece November 30, 2022

Eye Constipation

When ya can’t cry. I mean like, the tears are there, but they just, won’t come out.

The sunset and sunrise gives me eye constipation.
AAAAAAAAAA EYE CONSTIPATIONNNN!!!!
That scene gave me eye constipation.

by Marshi_eee May 8, 2022

news constipation

Reading so many bad news, you can not give a shit anymore

Mikko does not give a shit about the news anymore. He said he has news constipation. He just reads them and makes standup jokes without crying first.

by mphahaha February 1, 2024