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conestoga highschool

a crowded and beat school in southeast PA. We smart and savage. it is very beat, and they make u wake up early as fuck. the teachers are chill less. our drink of choice is natural ice. we smart, but we chillin.
Candice blew a smart Asian from conestoga highschool.
by 1234569dicks June 5, 2016
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conestoga

Enormous, oval-shaped hashish cigarette, so large it is difficult to smoke and nearly impossible for a single person to finish---hence its popularity at social gatherings.
Bubba wouldn't let go of that conestoga, he smoked the whole thing! Saw him a week later and he was still high, stumbling outta a Bonanza where he had just depleted their whole Buffet Spread in a munchies rampage.
by shizzlebot July 1, 2005
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The Contest

A contest between you and your friends to see who can go the longest without pleasuring themselves. As seen on Seinfeld.
"Jerry, I cheated in the contest"
by BixbySnyder69 May 11, 2021
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conjestimatosis

when you have allergys and you get really conjested, and need medication to correct this unwelcome feeling.
Anthony and I went over to my uncles house and he is allergic to cats and had to take his medicine for conjestimatosis.
by Brianna May 10, 2004
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congestipated

The feeling of being congested and having your nose completely stuffed up, without the possibility of relief by blowing your nose or coughing.
I can't go to work today, I can't breathe, I'm totally congestipated.
by me66in January 27, 2009
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Redneck eating contest

when a group of fellow red necks get together and want to have fun. they have a eating contest while they watch NASCAR, the food consists of any dead animals found in backyard, trash(milk jugs or beer cans) and hand fulls of oxycoton, to wash it down with a miller lite. the judge is usually the mom/sister/cousin/daughter
billy ted: did you see Jimmy Jonhson win last night
fred: nah, we were having our regular redneck eating contest, my sister said i won
by Billy ted JR January 31, 2010
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Photoshop Contest

A waste of time with no point to it whatsoever.
I joined the Photoshop Contest because I have nothing better to do with my life!
by LickMeNow February 9, 2003
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