The Concerned Pirate

When your riding a sick lover who has Vicks on them and you somehow get it in your eye, but hold your eye as you finish them off.

"I was riding my boyfriend last night while he was sick and had Vicks all over his chest, leaned down to kiss him and nuzzle his neck and got Vicks on my eye, I had become The Concerned Pirate"

"I went to suck on my sick chicks tits but I didn't know she had Vicks on her chest and I became The Concerned Pirate."

by BigBirdLovesYou February 8, 2020

There are so many good cosmic influences on your birthday this year that compared to most people you are truly blessed. Where both love and luck are concerned you only have to put a name to your dreams and desires to see them come true.

There are so many good cosmic influences on your birthday this year that compared to most people you are truly blessed. Where both love and luck are concerned you only have to put a name to your dreams and desires to see them come true.

There are so many good cosmic influences on your birthday this year that compared to most people you are truly blessed. Where both love and luck are concerned you only have to put a name to your dreams and desires to see them come true.

by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 6, 2025

Conference Choker

The process of dominating all year, and not bringing the "A" game to the biggest tournament of the year. It is getting destroyed by competition with much less talent than that of your own team.

Golfer: "Dude we just got dominated in the final round to loose by six shots to a team that's not even on our level."

2nd Golfer: "I know man. We are nothing but conference chokers!!"

by Donewithit April 21, 2009

Concerndish

Used by a person who is hammer drunk and trying to contribute to a conversation and show interest without knowing what the hell anyone is talking about or the location of his own feet.

Simply: "Yeah man totally, I have a concerndish"

by Eagle Flies December 11, 2010

Confirmed Sausage Fest

An event in which it is guaranteed and widely known that no females will be present. Commonly used to describe poker nights, sci-fi marathons and LAN parties.

Man, I'm not going to Connor's curry night, it's a confirmed sausage fest

by AndyTheRoo May 12, 2011

consterned

When somebody wants to do something to someone out of anger but they can't or don't

She was so damn consterned she almost punched her son.

by sithsiri February 18, 2017

Confurmed

When you happen to find out something you thought was okay or even decent is actually just some limpdick furry type shit.

John : Hey is Jimmy a good Christian cause I think he's hella sus.
Carl: Yeah you right, he just told me to call him Zip Zap.
John: Confurmed.

by KillAllFurries November 30, 2017