ABC (American Broadcasting Company)

Network established in 1943, after RCA sold "The Blue Network" to Edward Noble. Merged with United Paramount Theatres (offshoot of Paramount Pictures) in 1953. Merged with Capitol Cities Broadcasting in 1985 and with Disney in 1996.

"This is ABC--The American Broadcasting Company"

by James Barr February 7, 2005

Portnoy's Complaint

A disorder in which strongly-felt ethical and altruistic impulses are perpetually warring with extreme sexual longings, often of a perverse nature...

Portnoy's Complaint. Best. Book. Ever.

by Ben Finkel October 7, 2005

Opening a destruction company

-When you absolutely screw the hell out of a girl.
-To pound the shit out of her, or destroy her vagina due to violent thrashing.

-Used when explaining to your friends about the previous incident that occured.

Guy 1 " dude last night I brought this chick home and opened a destruction company on her"

Guy2 " oh man she must be walking crooked today!"

Guy1 " you know it bro i absolutely destroyed that vagina"

Guy 2 " man there is nothing better then opening a destruction company"

by Joemizzle952 September 25, 2010

Cozmo complainer

An individual of the male gender who, when out with friends orders drinks that are traditionally not consumed by guys ( cosmopolitan, wine coolers ect) ... This person then complains that he is hungover for the next three days while his friends who drank more then him, proceed to crack jokes about this person being a little girl

Dude you had one beer, stop being a Cozmo complainer

by Sfest 2k11 July 10, 2011

Brag Complainer

Indirectly bragging about something via a complaint. The complaint usually is not genuine and is not where they want your attention drawn. The complaint is only used as a means to be able to talk about the thing in which they are bragging about, but without flat out bragging. Brag complainers don't know they have the affliction but are in desperate need of attention and this is one of the ways in which they know how to get it. Very popular on Facebook.

Example: "Ugh, I cannot believe I had to pay over $500 for service on my MERCEDES - BENZ."

A non brag complainer would have left out the make of the vehicle.

by Rebelynnya January 15, 2014

Dislike complaint videos

Videos that try to force viewers to stop disliking the uploader's videos, but they fail so hard so that we can dislike videos whatever we want.

The "Dislike complaint videos" trend is a abomination and should be removed from the internet

by Ryan900USAYT January 8, 2023

complinsultage

The mean of a phrase that can be taken as a compliment or as a insult depending on how you look at it.

"There is only one person like you charlie"
That is complinsultage!!

by clarkeashley May 21, 2009