Perfect Friend Complex

The Perfect Friend Complex is a mental disorder not really recognized by many people which makes some people feel like they always have to be a perfect friend to their friends and mates. This is usually a provoked by someone getting dumped by a group of friends too many times without being told why. That makes them anxty to know their wrong which they aren't told. Which in turn makes them always feel like they have to be Perfect to evade that from happening again.

I have been dropped by friends without being told why so many times I have developed a Perfect Friend Complex.

by Person#593748 May 31, 2019

Juicy pussy complex

When you think you have the juiciest most fruity tangy vaginal in the world

“Wow my cooter has so much volume it’s so juicy and phat”

“No I think you just have a juicy pussy complex”

by Flomilishit August 5, 2020

And now for something completely different

Monty python inspired phrase muttered under one's breathe, post vinegar strokes.

Usually said whilst concurrently closing all incognito tabs.

"Phwoar baby! YEeahh!!!!
Oh Oh. Aaaah!!!"
*momentarily looks sheepishly around room.
*closes all incognito tabs, and ponders the numerous posibilities in life*
"And now for something completely different!"
*Opens new tab, proceeds to read human interest new article, or check email / take a piss, organise taxes, etc.

by Wayner Wayne September 12, 2021

Eminem Complex

The absolute opposite of the Oepidus Complex, when one is sick of the parent of the opposite gender.

Josie can't stand her father; she says he's a disgusting hick.

by Shawn B. November 4, 2003

mod complex

When the moderator of an online community attempts to control every aspect of the environment so that it more cosely conforms to their own personal vision.

After censoring my diatribe against Dr. Spock on the Star Trek message board it became clear that KlingonDeathRay2008 was displaying the symptoms of an over-developed mod complex.

by The Haggerino March 29, 2008

Pygmalion complex

The desire to create or work on someone, something until it's perfect.

Some plastic surgeons have Pygmalion complex
(while working on their patients).

by le1 January 4, 2008

napoleon complex

A peronality complex that consists of power trips and false machismo to make up for short height and feelings of inferiority.

George Constanza felt inferior because of his height, but he didn't have much of a napoloeon complex.

by TL May 13, 2005