Sexy-Commando 

a type of martial art.
invented by people of Muromachi period of Japan. Peasants were forced to pay high taxes, so they began this to unleash their stresses. There are 48 basic techniques and you "make a move" after those techniques. These stuff would shock the opponent and make you easier to attack them.

sexy-commando is the ultimate martial art.
example of techniques:
1. depression of Elize
2. embarassing moment
3. nonstop Kyo-Shi-Ro
4. freaking wife
5. plumping elbow heaven
6. After school campus

Sexy-Commando by Great, Masaru!!! August 25, 2004

Playstation commando 

A generally harmless but annoying person who has logged thousands of hours playing "Navy Seals" on a gaming system and mistakenly thinks that this makes them an expert in real world combat. Usually never off of their game long enough to have been in a real fight, but the first to offer their "expert opinion" an weapons and tactics.
They are easy to identify, as they often use terms like ".308 Lapua Magnum" or ".45 Magnum" and love to talk fire-power although they have never used anything other than the virtual firepower on their game. They love to espouse superiority of weapons, yet lack a "gunner callus".
They are usually pale from lack of exposure to sunlight, and smell of Mountain Dew and burnt rope.

Did you hear that guy talking about carrying a Desert Eagle into a firefight? He's just a playstation commando.

Playstation commando by ghost3x7 April 21, 2009

Playdough Commando 

One who claims to have served in various armed forces, yet misunderstands military terminology.

screen beret
"My friends who used to serve with me in "the CORE"

"It's CORPS, Playdough Commando" <rolls eyes>

Playdough Commando by boguk April 27, 2009

Super Commando 

Commando plus. The condition of no underpants and being completely shaved.

"Dude I saw some bouncing in your jeans. Are you going commando?" "Even better, Super Commando! The chicks love it."

Super Commando by free baller April 3, 2010

Face Commando

Going without Makeup

Hey, are you wearing any makeup?

No, I'm going face commando today

Face Commando by k-dub23 November 23, 2010

Smiling Commando 

When a chick brings it upon herself to wear a very short skirt and no under in public. Often sitting down and flashing her vertical smile to everyone who just happen to glance and smile back.

Guy 1: Dude look at that over there. That bitch over there is totally giving me a smiling commando.

Guy 2: She should've put on some damn underwear. Whore.

Guy 1: Thank God she didn't :D

Smiling Commando by DefenderoftheFaith January 7, 2011

Highway Commando 

To cross more than one lane of traffic in a single lane change maneuver. Exponential bonus points are given for each lane crossed after the second. Peeling out grants a multiplier. Each car within the danger zone around the driver who is Highway Commando'ing is considered a casualty.

Truck too large? We need the wide lane? Commence Highway Commando.

Highway Commando by Scott Icarus November 6, 2011