Clumsy

Adj. Poorly co-ordinated. Bumbling ninny.

Blind People

Jack: "Pass the that plate please."
CRASH
Jack: "Oh you clumsy blind twat!"

by Jeffrey Douglas November 5, 2006

Columbian Exchange

1. The trade of goods between early Europe and the Americas that resulted in large cultural and material gains for European countries widespread disease in the unprepared American native tribes.

2. When a long term partner takes advantage of the other by not telling them about their herpes.

I think Chris pulled a Columbian Exchange on me last night

by Thorsbanjo September 13, 2011

clumpnugget

a person who is dumb. ; One who is ablivious to everything.

"you're a clumpnugget"

by realthinker November 17, 2011

Columbian Carwash

The placing of a cup of hot coffee on the hood of ones car to watch them speed off and have the coffee spill down the windows

"What the hell is this?!"

"Oh...looks like coffee. You've been treated to a Columbian Carwash my friend."

by tenahj March 12, 2008

Columbian Necklace

the act of cutting or slicing open a persons neck with a knife.

Samantha better pay her dealer or else she's going to get a Columbian Necklace.

by Mykul303 August 16, 2006

Clumper Muff

A woman who has such a hairy pussy that through tight cotton spandex it appears that she may have a cock and balls.

It that girl packing meat, or is that simply a stubborn Clumper Muff??

by AD218 August 28, 2008

columbia, mo

A town with an impressive local music scene, but also apparently home to people who don't know anything about the city (IE: those who call it "homophobic" and don't think there's anything fun to do besides "drink in the middle of corn").

It's too bad that some people are ignorant and give Columbia a bad name.

by No, seriously... March 20, 2005