A very, very deceptively alcoholic cocktail that is can be concocted quite feasibly with cheap vodka but also works excellently with a more high-class vodka such as Absolut and Absolut Citron. Yummy.
The basis of this cocktail is lemon, and the cocktail itself is made by grabbing a big, tall glass and filling it with ice. (You've gotta have it chilled baby!) Then, you squeeze a whole load of Lemons into the bottom of the glass, adding a tonne of Vodka, Lemonade, and topping off with a Lemon Slice. So, basically, it's gonna get you destroyed because you can't even taste the Vodka in it.
What happens is that you drink one, and that's already two shots of Vodka right there, but you can't taste it, so you have a couple more, you still fell OK, so you end up having five Collins, and then when you try to leave, oh, you can't feel your legs. Oops.
Revered in many circles because, even though real men are supposed to drink Budweiser and other generic Lagers, a Collins is much more impressive as a measure of how much alcohol you can handle.
The basis of this cocktail is lemon, and the cocktail itself is made by grabbing a big, tall glass and filling it with ice. (You've gotta have it chilled baby!) Then, you squeeze a whole load of Lemons into the bottom of the glass, adding a tonne of Vodka, Lemonade, and topping off with a Lemon Slice. So, basically, it's gonna get you destroyed because you can't even taste the Vodka in it.
What happens is that you drink one, and that's already two shots of Vodka right there, but you can't taste it, so you have a couple more, you still fell OK, so you end up having five Collins, and then when you try to leave, oh, you can't feel your legs. Oops.
Revered in many circles because, even though real men are supposed to drink Budweiser and other generic Lagers, a Collins is much more impressive as a measure of how much alcohol you can handle.
1. "What are you drinking tonight Mikey? Beer, like a real man?"
"Er...No. I think I'm on the Collins' tonight. Yeah, Lemon-fresh."
"Good GOD!!"
2.(after 5 Collins')..."Come on Toni, I've got the munchies, time to go."
"Yeah...(mumbles)... cooooo...BANG!(Falls on floor.)"
3. "What the hell are you doing with that Tesco Value Vodka?"
"Making Collins'."
"OH HELL YEAH!!"
"Er...No. I think I'm on the Collins' tonight. Yeah, Lemon-fresh."
"Good GOD!!"
2.(after 5 Collins')..."Come on Toni, I've got the munchies, time to go."
"Yeah...(mumbles)... cooooo...BANG!(Falls on floor.)"
3. "What the hell are you doing with that Tesco Value Vodka?"
"Making Collins'."
"OH HELL YEAH!!"
by Aaron R. Bourn December 3, 2005
Get the Collins mug.The karen capital of the world. It's practically a beehive. They drive giant suburbans on the way to to speak with any manager that they can find. Their broken husbands are busy drinking themselves to death in a semi-trendy microbrewery because its literally the only thing to do in this town besides hit the many homeless people with your $20,000 "muscle car." In the back seat of karen's suburban resides two high school kids fitted with brand new cowboy boots and listening to the latest Rascal Flatts song. They will either grow into suburban turds that claim they are from the country to other sunburned albinos on a cruise ship vacation or be struck by the train that goes straight through fucking middle of town.
hey dude why are you a pretentious alcoholic?
oh bro its because I was born on a farm in the suburbs of fort collins!
oh bro its because I was born on a farm in the suburbs of fort collins!
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Here's how a bartender would normally prepare a John Collins:
1. Fill a highball glass with ice. 2. Add 1 oz whiskey, whatever requested. 3. Fill halfway with sour mix or appropriate substitute. 4. Shake. 5. Fill rest of the way with soda water. 6. Add straw. 7. Garnish with a flag (orange and cherry) and serve.
Here's how a bartender would normally prepare a John Collins:
1. Fill a highball glass with ice. 2. Add 1 oz whiskey, whatever requested. 3. Fill halfway with sour mix or appropriate substitute. 4. Shake. 5. Fill rest of the way with soda water. 6. Add straw. 7. Garnish with a flag (orange and cherry) and serve.
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Get the phil collins mug.To "collins" is to give up and quit, or to bail out. When you "collins" on someone this means that you have made a previous agreement to fullfill, and instead of fullfilling the agreement you abandon your friend(s).
== Etymology ==
From a man "Collins" who self proclaimed being originated in Yensdale. After various attempts of advocating "Collins" to not give up or bail on his friends, they deemed him as un-helpable and used his name in a negative manner from there on.
== Etymology ==
From a man "Collins" who self proclaimed being originated in Yensdale. After various attempts of advocating "Collins" to not give up or bail on his friends, they deemed him as un-helpable and used his name in a negative manner from there on.
I'm going to have to collins on you tonight. I'm going to spend time with my lame girlfriend instead of go to the bar with you tonight, even though I previously said I would go to the bar with you tonight.
by Bill Labeer September 28, 2006
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Also,this is more like the high schools:
PHS- either mexican or smart
FCHS- either mexican or rich
FRHS- look what daddy bought me! a new bmw!
RMHS- who the fuck knows?
Also,this is more like the high schools:
PHS- either mexican or smart
FCHS- either mexican or rich
FRHS- look what daddy bought me! a new bmw!
RMHS- who the fuck knows?
by 2_0 June 30, 2008
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