Poprocks Cocktail

A sexual act consisting of a man's semen being ejaculated onto a person with Poprocks on their skin's surface. This results in a tingling sensation for the receiver of the cocktail. Additionally, there is a celebratory "fireworks" sound that accompanies reaching orgasm.

Yo, last night me and my girl combined our love of candy and sexy time! We made a sweet sweet watermelon flavored Poprocks cocktail! Oh yeah!

by Pop's rocks February 23, 2014

Shrimp cocktail

A gangbang in which no man has a penis greater than 4 inches long.

My wife said she wants a shrimp cocktail for her birthday but my dick is too big, does that mean i have to watch?

by Racerx504 May 19, 2019

Salinger Cocktail

A new Rye Whiskey Cocktail composed of traditional ingredients and named for the author of "Catcher In The Rye" J.D. Salinger. Cocktail is composed of the following ingredients:

2 oz Rye Whiskey
2 oz Ginger Beer (Bundaberg)
2 Dashes Angostura Bitters

Possible garnish: Lemon twist

Bartender I'm slightly better than the bros at this bar and I'd like to assert my superiority by ordering a new drink that kills shit with classic ingredients... Especially because most bartenders haven't heard of it and it makes my dick 2x as pineapple flavored. I'll take a Salinger Cocktail.

by Wesley Roberts April 09, 2014

Cocktail Party

When a group of at least 4 males masturbate to ejaculation into a wine glass, and then pour it onto an unsuspecting sleeping, or passed out (drunk) females face at a party. Usually a passive aggressive way to settle a score.

Joe: Man, that cunt Abby just slapped you in the face dude..

Chris: I know man......You thinking what I'm thinkng?

Both: Cocktail Party!!!

by C0kt@l3 w8tr December 16, 2012

Hungarian Cocktail

Involves watching a sporting event, consuming alcohol, and receiving a blowjob, at the same time.

I was watching the game when the wifey brought over a beer and gave me a Hungarian Cocktail.

by Man_of_Troy November 20, 2010

Shitty Cocktail

A mixed alcoholic drink (consumers choice) but containing a sleeping aid and laxatives. Guaranteed to knock you on your ass and so good you'll shit your pants.

Target the loudest most obnoxious member of the party.

Jim, 'Hey Joe, do you think Jack is due for a Shitty Cocktail?'
Joe, 'Long overdue, lets give one to him.'
Jim, 'After it kicks in lets glue his fingers to his nipples.'
Joe, 'Already have the glue ready.'

by Erodon November 09, 2012

ass cocktail

When a guy cum inside the girl ass, her friend eat the load from her ass.

Thanks, that ass cocktail was delicious. Can I lick out some more.

by SilverBull June 17, 2018