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ghetto cocktail

combining alcohol with any available beverage in a desperate attempt to take the bitterness out. This method can also be used to disguise booze at a place where alcohol is frowned upon.
Girl: "Okay. I have peach vodka. Its really gross. Get the purple gatorade from the fridge, make me a ghetto cocktail, and lets party!"
by cheap partier June 6, 2010
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Shrek Cocktail

When someone busts a load into someone else's ear canal, then the person with the load pours it into the mouth of the one who busted the load.
Did you see Janet give James a Shrek Cocktail.
by Xomous March 29, 2022
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snowbird cocktail

when a snowbird or yankee visits a restaurant while staying in Florida for the winter they will order a free glass of water to save a little money. once the server brings the glass of water, the snowbird takes the lemon which is included with the glass of water, and squeezes its juice into the water, and then adds a couple packets of sugar or sugar substitute (which are sitting on the table and are also free), then mixes it all together so that they have a free glass of lemonade, or a "snowbird cocktail."
waiter: (sarcastically) those yankees over there are making snowbird cocktails, so I know I'll be getting a HUGE tip today.
by KowboyTrav May 25, 2007
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genius shrimp cocktail

What geniuses have at their genius parties.
"I'd love to come to your party! It's one of my genius friends! It sounds like an absolutely genius time! Oh! Will they have genius shrimp cocktail there?"
"Yes. They taste genius."
"Mmm! Fantastic ... I mean genius!"
by NinjaJesus December 12, 2004
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Cosby Cocktail

COSBY COCKTAIL - Noun

This is when you stuff someone's toilet with their hand towel, then you mix in a lot of Jello powder and poo. This is the same thing as a Jello Bowl except you add poo in this one. I would imagine you would want to add the poo torwards the end of the process.
He had some nasty mudbutt when he used my toilet and didn't clean it up so the next I was at his place I gave him a Cosby Cocktail.
by lowteck May 28, 2006
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Molotov Cocktail

A crude yet rather effective firebomb consisting of a bottle containing flammable materials (i.e kerosene, gasoline, oil, or other flammable things) with an ignited rag at the top. Somewhat easy to make, and used sometimes by rioters, rebels, and folks who just plain want to burn things.
Jimmy made a Molotov cocktail and threw it at the Old Crowley Place.
by Lancet Moonshadow January 21, 2005
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hobo cocktail

Simply put, Water in its simplest form
waitor-what'll you have to drink with that?
Joe-Oh just give me a hobo cocktail
by Jake Caughtinho July 20, 2008
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