When you post a witty status update that you know is gonna kill, and seconds later someone posts something about their dead (insert loved one/pet here) or about some earthquake in a third world country and totally steals your thunder.
I had a great status update and she commented about her stupid dead cat and totally status cockblocked me!
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by Frank A. Klith July 11, 2003
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by Don February 12, 2004
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by Jorge Rodriguez Santos de la Cocina July 23, 2004
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Shit, I was Religiously Cockblocked when I almost got a kiss from that girl, until she told me she was fourteen and Mormon
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