Cockblack

Cockblack, n: A cockblock that has a power level of over 9000.

Arthur: Hey lets go out!

Tricia: Lets go to Madagascar!

Zaphod: Wanna see my space ship?

-Tricia and Zaphod fly off in spaceship-

Arthur: damn it not another cockblack....

by Cyrus cybernetics corperation December 16, 2011

cockblock

to be blocked while trying to get some action

while i was running my game on sam, rotunda jones( her fat friend) tried to cockblock me

by Mr 1 derful December 9, 2008

Cockblocker

Someone who prevents you from getting some, such as Aaron Disease.

That cockblocker kept following us around.

by byahhh October 13, 2006

cockblock

to get in the way of 'play'.

Hey ugly third-wheel person, don't cockblock.

by noelle April 22, 2003

cockblocker

walking in a room asking for cheesepuffs while two people try to get there GAME ON!

christian walks into rebeccas room while rebecca and andy are trying to get it on.
he asks "rebecca do u have any cheesepuffs in your magical fridge of hope and wonder?"
rebecca says "uhh...noo"
and andy says "dude! stop being a cock blocker!"
christian get mad because andy called him a cockblocker and he couldnt get his dangg cheese puffs.

by kelly,krystine&bridgette January 8, 2009

cockblock

1. Originally applied to males. Any act blocking the pursuits of another through alphamale/dominant/dickish behavior.

Originally observed and defined in Moore Hall, 4th Floor, College Station Texas while watching a porn. A male actor was lining up his approach on a female actress in doggy style scene when Peter North pushed the lesser known actor out of the way and took "pole" position for himself. Henceforth this was known as the "cockblock". The term has grown from there.

I got totally cockblocked at that orgy on Saturday and ended up with a dwarf exchange student.

by rockit88 April 10, 2010

camp cockblock

A hunting camp in Northeaster PA.

You guys going hunting at Camp Cockblock this year?

by Mr.Mulch January 9, 2010