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Blunt Cobra 

First became popular with his hit song 'SQUIDWARDS NOSE' and with the album '3am at Dennys' all of his songs are produced by Lil Shlong also known as Smallie Bigs, The Notorious Small, Sleezy L Greezzy , and BC
Blunt Cobra by LGREEZZY August 9, 2017

Mustang Cobra

The best all around performing mustang built by Fords SVT department. It was produced in limited numbers depending on the year. The most popular and sought after are the '93, '93 cobra R, 2000 Cobra R, 2003/2004 Cobra's aka terminator. There is also the GT500's but in my opinion they fall into another category.
That mustang cobra is bad ass. It just smoked that piece of shit honda.
Mustang Cobra by Svt Junkie March 10, 2009

Shitting Cobra 

At the end of a really long shit log, slap the ass cheeks together to form a hood on your shit cobra. It's now a shitting cobra
I totally left a shitting cobra in the office's restroom
Shitting Cobra by Tubbers2121 January 4, 2010

deuce cobra

A shit so long and solid, the head of the turd sticks out of the toliet bowl water; resembling that of a deadly cobra. The deuce cobra is considered extremely dangerous and should not be provoked, if your roomate or wife leaves a deuce cobra for you to discover, you need to remain calm; the cobra is more scared of you than you are of it. However, it may jump out and spray your face with doody. If your wife left it, than she is a high fiber diet whore.
Nigel thought it would be hilarious to leave Ty a deuce cobra after he ate a bunch of raisin bran drunk...until he came home and found his roomate dead in the bathroom and a shit streak from the corpse to the fire escape where the deuce cobra made its exit.
deuce cobra by mbc33 October 6, 2010

The Cobra Effect 

The term Cobra Effect originated in an anecdote set at the time of British rule of colonial India. The British government was concerned about the number of venomous cobra snakes in Delhi. The government therefore offered bounty for every dead cobra. Initially this was a successful strategy as large numbers of snakes were killed for the reward. Eventually, however, enterprising people began to breed cobras for theincome. When the government became aware of this, the reward program was scrapped, causing the cobra breeders to set the now-worthless snakes free. As a result, the wild cobra population further increased. - The apparent solution for the problem made the situation even worse - .
The Cobra Effect describes the law of unintended consequences. Although it sounds like it should be the name for an AMAZING movie starring Vin Diesel.

Shanghai Cobra 

Taking a crap in a urinal. A long turd will stick up of the edge and look like a snake peering out.
I was so pissed I had to work on Saturday that I left a Shanghai Cobra in the bathroom
Shanghai Cobra by FreezerBeef December 16, 2007