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Cliterodectomedes

The ancient Greek goddess of pain and pleasure, famous for healing female vaginas after childbirth and for smiting male rapists.
I loved your essay about Cliterodectomedes, it was fascinating.
by Scott Nuffin September 7, 2016
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clutter day

Clutter Day is a Secular Holiday with spiritual overtones. On Clutter Day, one disposes of combustible material which has emotional significance, but no further practical use. It is the respectful way of ridding oneself of Clutter. Ideally, friends gather in a quiet natural space and burn their Clutter together.
As soon as I finish this UD definition, I will invite my friends to a Clutter Day in the (South Jersey) pines.
by bisfikisme January 17, 2017
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cliterize

When your boyfriend won't leave your clit alone, he is trying to cliterize you.. if he succeeds, you have undergone cliterization
Mate I cliterized my girl last night
by Hsbis wpq September 17, 2017
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cliteracy

1. The quality or state of being cliterate, especially the ability to navigate the clitoris based on an understanding that it is fundamental to the female orgasm.

2. Fluency in clinguistics. A person well versed in clinguistic pedagogy.

3. Epistemic grasp of the precise anatomy, function, complexity, and internal and external scale of the clitoris discovered by Dr. Helen O'Connell in 1998.

4. The applied knowledge that female orgasms are not a happenstance, rather they are easily and predictably created with a basic understanding of female sexual anatomy

5. Far from a "little hill" as its Greek derived name kleitoris implies, the clitoris is more like a mountain, easily ten times bigger than the average person realises.
Tom wasn't lying when he said he had cliteracy. He made his girlfriend orgasm back-to-back!
by unknownsoup October 21, 2018
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Curb Critter

Curb Critter is usally a meber of the Gutter rat family. They live in mommas basement, Wack off to much. Have no life education nor income. They live off the crumbs of the poor. And lie endlessly. If you see a Curb Critter squash it it carrys all the dangers of bad hygine. If they breed kill the off spring they are all interbreed.
Curb Critters are rat like critters but very filthy!
by Ruthless one July 28, 2011
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zipper critter

A Zipper Critter is a cute or friendly, familiar name name for genitalia often hidden from view by pants but accessed through a zipper.
Jenny, coming up on her third date with Larry was sure she 'd get to see his zipper critter.

Look at Bruce , he's totally happy. I bet he got some lap time with Lisa's Zipper Critter last night.
by Torbert July 6, 2018
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cluttermeleon

A person who's desk is always in a state of disarray due to ineffecient work habits, resulting in piles of paperwork on the desk
Lynn, is a real cluttermeleon, her desk looks like a tornado went through and destroyed it.
by Dale July 21, 2003
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