clit ripper

A man with buck teeth, or someone with braces

Look at the clit rippers on that one

by jokee November 8, 2007

clit tapper

As close to the promised land as one can possibly get without reaching that warm and delicious apple pie.

My friend Zac is such a clit tapper.

by DamianFoye October 18, 2006

Clit Eastwood

When you put your hands together like a gun and insert both pointer and middle fingers into a girls vagina and tickle her clit with your thumbs.

My girlfriend was smitten when I gave her the ole Clit Eastwood.

by Swizzdabizz January 16, 2010

clit splitter

the female equivalent of a cock blocker.

Jennifer: oh my god I keep trying to talk to Kyle but Sara is being and ultimate Clit Splitter, she's all over him!
Julie: yea i know she's clit splitting you so hard...

by awesomechick2343 November 8, 2009

clit doorbell

Foreplay consisting of frantically pushing on her clit like you would a doorbell until she opens up and lets you in.

"She wouldn't give it up until I gave her the Clit Doorbell"

by Jeff D April 19, 2003

Clit-tard

Someone, usually male, who is sexually inadequate and possibly has a tiny dick and is something of stranger to women's best friend that is the clitoris and couldn't find a G-spot on a radar.

Lad; "Hey baby, how about a good time?"

Lass; "Why don't you fuck off to whatever little fucking sewer you crawled out of you sad, pathetic, smelly, borderline queer little Clit-tard!"

by Hector Knox July 9, 2006

spank the clit

verb. An expression one jokingly says to a friend, referring to his habits of masturbation.

Steve: "Man, there's nothing going on tonight. I think I'm just gonna stay in."
Billy: "You gonna stay home, pop in a couple of porns and spank the clit?"
Steve: "Is there something wrong with that?!"

by stockman09 November 12, 2010