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Spring Cleaning

When a woman/man drinks and licks off all of a womans/mans cum so as to be sparkley clean inside the vaginal or dick area and out.
I'll give you a good spring cleaning tonight.
by dnation December 2, 2007
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self-cleaning oven

when a criminal becomes the victim of a crime because he victimized someone at an earlier time; in other words, karma comes back on the criminal, the problem takes care of itself without the need for police or legal intervention. In theory, eventually all crime should diminish because of this theory, the oven should clean itself.
"Man, that banger got shot because he jacked those same dudes last week...it's okay because now his crew will roll back on them...they don't want to make a police report, it's a self-cleaning oven."
by Travislicious April 5, 2008
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cleaning rape

the act of being forced to clean against ones will.
Person 1: (crying) I was forced to wash dishes, do laundry, clean the bathroom, mop and vacuum!

Person 2: Its ok, it's not your fault.

Person 1: I was cleaning raped!
by underarmourfixated August 19, 2011
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Religious Cleansing

The act of segregating, discriminating or mass murdering large groups of people due to religious differences. Often thought as purification, it is an ancient practice used to "cleanse the world" of anyone who is not a member of that particular religion. Anyone opposing the purification are imprisoned, expelled or slaughtered in the name of whatever god or diety posessed them to commit the atrocity.
Caleb: Whatever happened to the religious order that used to that religious bunch in the next town?

Dave: I heard they were rounded up and either taken away or executed. Something about a religious cleansing.
by Raven Camoran May 6, 2011
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Cleaning The Toilet

Bob: "Did you miss me?"
Sally: "I think about you every time I'm cleaning the toilet"
by prettyfunnyhuh??? August 20, 2013
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Deluxe Carpet Cleaning

Simply Deluxe Carpet Cleaning, is by far the nastiest most infestated place of employment on the face of the earth, and by infestated I mean deseased, AIDS, Hep C, Herpagondosyphilades, Gonareah etc... you name the desease, it is there.
If you want a desease goto D.C.C.
by Ex-Telemarketer June 2, 2004
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The scientific name of a mexican which is thought to be racists but really isn't because it is true.
i hired a lawn mowing house keeping dry cleaning wife beating child stealing gang banging immigrant to give my child a piggy back ride.
by beanwrangler December 11, 2011
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