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clamstamp

the feminine verson of tea-bagging. For a female to press her virgina upon a person or object in the same manner a male would drop his genitials on what he was tea-bagging.
In retalitation of Dr.Phill tea-bagging Opra during the people's choice awards, Ms. Winfrey slipped Dr Phil a Ruffitini and proceeded to Clamstamp him while at a book signing.
by rivertecheletricwater October 28, 2006
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Dirty Santa Clause Seat Warmer

When one person sits on a another persons lap while on the toilet and defecates through there legs and tells them what they want for Christmas.
I heard about these scatt videos that feature soft serve, Hot plates, and dirty Santa Clause Seat Warmers...
by Hollywood B! February 1, 2010
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claustrophobic

1) uncomfortably closed or hemmed in;
2) suffering from claustrophobia; abnormally afraid of closed-in places.
Stay away from that claustrophobic cramped alley!
by Kam Santiago July 18, 2006
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claustroburbia

A high-density housing suburb. Typically housing the low socio-economic demographic, but also seen in newer housing suburb developments looking to maximize land use.
My new home is located in the heart of claustroburbia, I can almost reach out and use the soap in my neighbour's bathroom.
by Nicky Jurd January 1, 2009
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Claustrophobic

The fear of Santa Claus. Usually claustrophobic people had a trauma on their life
Patrick: what is claustrophobic Sqwidward?
Spongebob: its the fear of santa claus patrick!
by Megatrons January 22, 2015
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Claunt

A combination of uncle and aunt that makes it possible to remove the phrase 'uncle and aunt' from your vocabulary
Old:
Will you be inviting your aunts and uncles to prom?

New:

Will you be inviting your claunts to prom?
by B to the Rizzle March 5, 2007
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Caustic

“Oh look there’s a caustic in that building”-bloodhound

“Lets push him”-wraith

“No, thats a bad idea its camped out we will die from gas” -bloodhound

Wraith: “Whatever I’ll go alone(phases into building and caustic sprays her with the r-99)”

Bloodhound:Ok I’m coming now(enters building and gets pummelled by caustic’s PK and dies)

Wraith:OMG!!! Caustic is so overpowered his gas actually did damage and slowed me down!! *goes onto twitter and complains to a dev about caustic*

Dev:*sighs
by WHAT THE HELL’S A PSEUDONYM February 23, 2021
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