The Leo Classic

When you’re making out with a vagina’d individual and you give them an affectionate ‘lil slap on the cooch.

“I was making out with Amy last night and I really escalated things by giving her The Leo Classic!”

by Dawg87 June 25, 2023

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new classic

Something that has recently come out and has potential to a classic after a few years in its area of interest.

" Have you heard that new Cozy Tapes album from A$AP Mob?"
" Yeah, that's definitely a new classic"

"Yo have you seen the rookie we got for the team. He's looking like he'll be a new classic."

by Y'all know what it is April 19, 2018

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The shittiest instrument in the world. It’s quieter than a church mouse, it’s really hard to play fast, it sucks to play slow cause it has no sustain, can’t do polyphony as well as a piano, and has a really narrow range.
The people who play it are the lamest sorry fucks you’ll ever meet. Too stoned and nonchalant to fit in with the rest of the classical world, and too nerdy and uptight to fit in with the non-art music crowd. They spend hours and hours bitching about their fingernails and how nobody wants to listen to their music.

Whatever you do, don’t learn classical guitar. You’ll probably get aids and die. And if you don’t, you’ll wish you did.

Person 1: Classical Guitar
Everyone: 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

by Segovia’ cocksleeve August 6, 2023

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classic whovian

Fans of the older generation of Doctor Who, starting from the 1st Doctor to the 8th Doctor.

George: ....Why is he wearing a trench coat with a long scarf? *Points at John*
Alice: Oh, he's a Classic Whovian!
George: Who?
Alice: Doctor Who; He's a fan of the 4th Doctor, Tom Baker.
John: Want a jelly baby?

by Speedygal December 10, 2013

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