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Carnegie

A somewhat ghetto town in southwestern Pennsylvania, about 5 minutes away from the city of Pittsburgh. The kids there attend Carlynton Jr/Sr High school, and almost all the teachers there are complete idiots.

98% of people in Carnegie are avid Steeler fans. They all speak fluent Pittsburghese and love their rolling rock. Even the kids (under 21). You will pretty much see houses decorated with Steeler paraphenalia, and fans watching the games every Sunday. Primanti's is a must.

Every September, Carnegie has a town festival, commonly known as the "Blues Festival", or "Carnegie Days".
There are numerous drug dealers, old people, hobos, African Americans, and little kids living here.
But one of the best places in Carnegie is Don Don's, they have the best chinese food by far around here. Carnegie was in the Guinness Book of World Records for being the town with the most bars and churches in it.
Kid 1: Hey where do you live?
Kid 2: Carnegie, it sucks!
Kid 1: you mean that ghetto shit town near pittsburgh?
Kid 2: Yeah, and yesterday my neighbor with the 7 kids got convicted of selling weed from his garage.
Kid 1: Sounds typical, im sorry you gotta live there!
Kid 2: Yeah, meeeee too
by QWERTY412 October 18, 2008
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carney

A carnival worker. Usually an adult male or female missing two or more teeth or possibly missing two or more of their limbs. They are masters of their craft which usually involves pulling a lever to make a ride move or pushing a button to make a ride stop. Most carneys enjoy a tasty marlboro red and the beer of their choice while operating the rides.
Bob: Hey lets go ride the ferris wheel!
Sue: We can't. The carney operating the ride is passed out.
by urge311 August 24, 2013
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Reeve Carney

Star of Spider Man: Turn Off the Dark on Broadway and quite possibly one of the sexiest men alive. His voice is beautiful also which doesn't hurt. He's in a band, Carney also. If you get the chance to see the play, GO! it's amazing to see his gorgeous self.
Did you see Reeve Carney in Spider Man: Turn Off the Dark?

Fuck yeah!! he's one fine piece of ass
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carni

circus folk and people with small hands
He is such a fucking carni
by t April 29, 2003
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carnegie mellon

hit with an ugly stick
person 1- wow, look at that ugly bitch!
person2- poor ho must have gotten carnegie melloned.
by ilovemilk October 17, 2006
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Carnegie Mellon

(1) A shitty University in Pittsburgh full of nerds, tools, rich fucks, arrogant bastards, and ugly people.
(2) Place where students pay 35k a year to study endlessly, get absorbed in debt, and end up paying student loans for 10 years.
by I hate carnegie October 2, 2003
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Carnieville

A nickname for a town in Florida close to Tampa called Gibsonton. Gibsonton is where all of the circus workers that travel the United States live. This includes such famous people as The Lizard Man, The Fat Woman, The Bearded Lady, The Rubber Man, etc.
I drove past Carnieville last night and saw the carnies feeding goats.
by Ben Jammin June 28, 2006
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