Chuck Norris

A dude whose jokes are really starting to get old.

Jon: Wanna hear a Chuck Norris joke?
Me: Wanna suck my dick?

by The_Shagster June 27, 2011

chuck

london:

To hang around with someone or group of people,

I used to chuck with them back in school

by chantellia November 4, 2006

chuck norris

An alcoholic drink consisting of one part vodka and two parts red bull. Aptly named because if you drink them all night, you awaken the next morning with your heart pounding and you feel like you took a round house kick to the face.

"I was about to fade last night so I drank a chuck norris or two, but man am I paying for it this morning.

by Eagle Match July 7, 2007

Chuck Bass

One of the only people, along with Batman and James Bond, who can look badass by just saying his name.

Damien: Dude, the lady said she's fine
Chuck: Dude. I'm Chuck Bass.

Eva: You got me a ticket?
Chuck: We don't need tickets. I'm Chuck Bass.

Blair: Give me one reason I shouldn't leave with him... And "I'm Chuck Bass" doesn't count.

Nate: She's right, none of us are saints.
Blair: Yeah, I had sex with him in the back of a limo
Chuck: Several times
Nate: I had sex with you at a wedding while I was her date... once.
*everyone looks at chuck*
Chuck: ...I'm Chuck Bass

by Ecourc December 14, 2014

chuck norris

a movie star who for some reason everyone loves for not really any reason besides he does roundhouse kicks.

chuck norris does roundhouse kicks and everyone loves him

by blackout97 January 14, 2009

chuck norris

1.learned everything he knows from Bruce Lee
2.The last guy who got his ass whipped by Bruce Lee in Return of the Dragon.

Bruce Lee could kick Chuck Norris's ass with both hands tied behind his back.

by ................................ January 7, 2006

chuck norris

the act of punching a guy in his balls

"I hate Jimmy. I should chuck norris his so hard he has to go to the E.R."

"Man, Jimmy Chuck Norrised me so hard i alsmost had to go to the E.R."

by Stephen Lellan November 8, 2008