Chode

Small but fat and deformed looking penis; synonymous with "Ian's dick"
Girl: The sex was so bad !
Other girl: I told you he had Ian's dick in there¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Girl: Yeah it was a TOTAL chode
by ThothOfTheStreets099 August 21, 2017
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Chode

An extreme douche with seemingly no self awareness.
Brad Schoolcraft is a major chode.
by Thunderdouche May 20, 2015
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Chode

1.A dick that's wider than it is long
2. A total dick that should fucking die.
3. A derogatory term used to describe a tiny fat dick.
Kevin Kochen and Chris Tobias are total chode bags.
by DrDigginess March 14, 2013
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Chode

A dick wider than it is long
The man had a very big chode, everyone was staring at him.
by Zaten August 03, 2005
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Chode

a black cock (could be white) which is wider than long.
My brother has a black mother fuckin chode which he uses to tickle ovulating donkeys
by gennaro ivan gattuso July 23, 2003
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Chode

The chode has nothing to do with the gooch or taint area. It is a penis wider than it is longer, and only that
His chode had the width, but lacked the length to please her
by Azn Ben August 30, 2005
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Chode

a penis wider than it is long, shaped like a little hill (resembling a clitoris i guess)
by chodie May 18, 2003
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