Chode

Small but fat and deformed looking penis; synonymous with "Ian's dick"

Girl: The sex was so bad !
Other girl: I told you he had Ian's dick in there¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Girl: Yeah it was a TOTAL chode

by ThothOfTheStreets099 August 21, 2017

Chode

An extreme douche with seemingly no self awareness.

Brad Schoolcraft is a major chode.

by Thunderdouche May 21, 2015

Chode

1.A dick that's wider than it is long
2. A total dick that should fucking die.
3. A derogatory term used to describe a tiny fat dick.

Kevin Kochen and Chris Tobias are total chode bags.

by DrDigginess March 14, 2013

Chode

a penis wider than it is long, shaped like a little hill (resembling a clitoris i guess)

Kirk Alberts has a chode

by chodie May 18, 2003

Chode

a black cock (could be white) which is wider than long.

My brother has a black mother fuckin chode which he uses to tickle ovulating donkeys

by gennaro ivan gattuso July 23, 2003

Chode

A dick wider than it is long

The man had a very big chode, everyone was staring at him.

by Zaten August 21, 2006

Chode

The chode has nothing to do with the gooch or taint area. It is a penis wider than it is longer, and only that

His chode had the width, but lacked the length to please her

by Azn Ben September 20, 2005