Chlamydia

a sexuality in which one is attracted to males, females and non binaries

abigail: i’m chlamydia!
izzie: isn’t that an sti
abigail: no
amy: no
isla: no
izzy: no
jodi: no
izzie: oh okay

by ifuckinghatemyselflol September 30, 2018

chlamydia

I am not a whore.
I am not confused.
I am not “going through a phase”
I am not invisible.
I am not unfaithful.
I am not alone.

i’m chlamydia.

And that’s really all there is to it.

harvey: “all you ladies pop your pussy like this, shake your body, don’t stop, don’t miss”

simon: “just do it, do it, do it, do it, do it now, lick it good, suck this pussy just like you should”

i’m feeling pretty chlamydia today

by harveyweinstein September 30, 2018

Chaxerz

The one and only legend

That guy was chaxerz

by Chaxerz November 16, 2018

chaximus

A 6'1 (or taller) male of ultimate qualities that bangs tier 10 women and is generally successful in life due to his looks, confidence and attitude.

Made with combination of two words – Chad (in terms of opposite to Virgin) and Decimus (a very attractive male)

A: Whoa look at that girl at the bar! I'm so gonna go for her!
B: No chance man. Girls like these only bang you if you're a real chaximus.

by EshtonJay February 20, 2019

Chlaidsrhea

A man with several STIs, they include:
-Chlamydia
-AIDS
-Gonnorhea

Yo, I heard John fucked Jamal, he's a Chlaidsrhea

by Allahu akbar osama lama ur mam March 17, 2019

chlaya

Chlaya is a name given to girls that love them selves and are selfish! They are normally quite ugly and try to show off their boobs. They like to never think that an argument is never their fault and they often cry a lot. Never have a chlaya in your life it will always put you down.

Ew is that chlaya

by jdiehdidnssk May 29, 2019

chlamydiana

A type of thot not necessarily meaning someone with chlamydia but a thot so dirty they compare to the STD

Yo she so dirty call her ass chlamydiana

by real bitch rasheeda March 26, 2019