Most people believe it's the best food ever, as seen by most definitions. Yet ask any Mexican and they know it's the most fake food since Taco Bell.
It's really nasty, and if you want real Mexican food go to a Mexican 'hood or something.
It's really nasty, and if you want real Mexican food go to a Mexican 'hood or something.
"Hey Juan I just had awesome Mexican food!"
"Really Matt? Where'd you get it from?"
"Chipotle! Totally the best burritos ever!"
"Gtfo. My abuela can make better food."
"Really Matt? Where'd you get it from?"
"Chipotle! Totally the best burritos ever!"
"Gtfo. My abuela can make better food."
by candydrops707 November 23, 2009
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After consumption of a Chiptole burrito one feels a gut busting effect which lasts anywhere from 30 to 60 minutes and disables ones ability to perform simple motor skills.
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When you eat a Chipotle burrito way too fast and feel sick afterwards. You feel like you're about to throw up but its so worth it cause that burrito and/or bowl was so delicious.
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When you eat a Chipotle burrito way too fast and feel sick afterwards. You feel like you're about to throw up but its so worth it cause that burrito and/or bowl was so delicious.
by MeetTheMuse January 13, 2009
Get the Chipotle Effect mug.Eastern-Asian person who has small slanted eyes. Equal to the word "chink" or "chinky person". Usually nickname Hispanics usually give this name to anyone with Asian background or slanted eyes of a Asian.
Magic Man (Mexican): Ey Jonny Punani, ey Lil' Chinito Lokz.
Punani (Mexican) : Sup?
Lil' Chinito Lokz (Asian): Hey buddy.
Punani (Mexican) : Sup?
Lil' Chinito Lokz (Asian): Hey buddy.
by Lil' Chinito Lokz June 8, 2008
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Get the chinittigunt mug.A version of poker where you make your best 5-card hand out of six cards, where 3's and 8's are wild. The rules are that everyone gets dealt 3 cards, and at that point you determing if you are "IN" or if you fold. If you're in, you're in for at least $1, at which point you are dealt your remaning 3 cards. The betting starts, in order (similar to regular poker), but the increments for bets are $1, $3, $5 and of course $8 a.k.a. "CHILITO."
Commonly played with two or more decks being dealt simultaneously - with preference being that they two or more decks be distinguishable, so multple rounds can be played at the same time (i.e. "In on Blue, out on Red, in on HARD PACK").
Important note is that in the event where the VALUE of all 5 cards is identical between or among 2 or more players, the winning hand will be the one that contains the highest Natural Card, by Suit.
Commonly played with two or more decks being dealt simultaneously - with preference being that they two or more decks be distinguishable, so multple rounds can be played at the same time (i.e. "In on Blue, out on Red, in on HARD PACK").
Important note is that in the event where the VALUE of all 5 cards is identical between or among 2 or more players, the winning hand will be the one that contains the highest Natural Card, by Suit.
"Monger called 'Chilito' and didn't pay up, claiming a tie even though he clearly lost - he definately owes Dr. Matt 8 bucks!"
by Ligity April 19, 2010
Get the Chilito mug.A condition where one is hopelessly addicted to food from a chipotle restaurant. Once you bite, it's easy to get reeled in.
by Nori Nuggets March 15, 2011
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